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Thread: Pete Buttigieg is gonna get himself shot talking about using all of this money to help black people.

It’s like he’s running for class president and is talking about having cheeseburgers and pizza every day
When these candidates have all of these radical plans, I always wonder where the hell they were up until now!

Nigga you knew all of this and decided to just chill and keep@it to yourself until you ran for@President?
Damn they just asked Kamala the $1000 question on double Jeaopardy and she looks salty AF!
When someone says “I’m glad you asked me this question”...

Trust me, they’re not.
“I was going to reform the criminal justice system from the inside.”

Wait... is Kamala trying to convince us that she was working undercover as a tough DA and AG who protected corrupt prosecutors and dirty cops?

Seriously though... have you ever met a Klobuchar supporter. How did she get here?
Amy Klobuchar did the most white woman thing ever.
Moderator: Here are the facts about your record
Klobuchar: That’s not my record. We’re here at an HBCU and.. wait... I think I’m gonna cry!
Basically this entire debate is white people saying “I know black people. Seriously! I’ve touched them and everything!”

And Harris and Booker are like: “I’m black. Seriously guys... !”
Corey Booker is right. White people started speaking out about gun violence when white people started getting shot.

No Beto, you can’t come to@the cookout but you can sit in the car and someone MIGHT fix you a plate.
Careful Booker... you almost went into angry black man mode.

Dammit! Now you have to smile for the rest of the debate!
Joe Biden’s entire argument is that he was already in the White House and he’s done this before. But when someone questions policy, he be like:

“I was just the second most powerful man in the world. What could I do? I don’t even know that Obama dude like that!”
I’d also like to add that I am literally tweeting this entire thread 2 feet from Maxine Waters
And I had no idea until I looked up and saw her
Beto speaks like a middle school social studies teacher, though
I was gonna say Pete Buttigieg need a shape-up but do white people get shape-ups?
Are Amy Klobuchar’s sleeves rolled up?

She’s so hard-working.

She’s giving these unbuttered, whole wheat toast-ass answers, though
Elizabeth Warren always sounds so reasonable. She’d make a great second grade teacher because she could probably teach me how to write in cursive.

Spoiler alert: i was home-schooled so I never learned how to write in cursive.
Cory Booker is mad at Pete Buttiegeig. You know Cory has that age line written down on an index card
Wait, did Joe Biden just say Obama trusted him to get the Troops out of Afghanistan minutes after he just said Obama wouldn’t let him do shit?

That red tie is poppin, though
Andrew Yang be knowing shit
Cory’s “no” line was the funniest thing he said since 1998
He ruined it with that “make our home better for our braves” line. I thought he was talking about Atlanta’s baseball team for a sec
By the way, I ditched the Maxine Waters event. I’m sitting here watching the rest of the debate with @DrJasonJohnson
Wait.. did Kamala Harris just say she changed the color of the sky?

That’s it.
She wins.
Andrew Yang’s “Democracy Dollars” doesn’t sound very much like “dollars.”

I’m glad he cleared up that he’s “pro-good schools,” though. I was worried about that.
Elizabeth Warren gon give the top 2 percent a discipline slip to pay for schools
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