It’s like he’s running for class president and is talking about having cheeseburgers and pizza every day
Nigga you knew all of this and decided to just chill and keep@it to yourself until you ran for@President?
Trust me, they’re not.
Wait... is Kamala trying to convince us that she was working undercover as a tough DA and AG who protected corrupt prosecutors and dirty cops?
Moderator: Here are the facts about your record
Klobuchar: That’s not my record. We’re here at an HBCU and.. wait... I think I’m gonna cry!
And Harris and Booker are like: “I’m black. Seriously guys... !”
No Beto, you can’t come to@the cookout but you can sit in the car and someone MIGHT fix you a plate.
Dammit! Now you have to smile for the rest of the debate!
“I was just the second most powerful man in the world. What could I do? I don’t even know that Obama dude like that!”
She’s so hard-working.
She’s giving these unbuttered, whole wheat toast-ass answers, though
Spoiler alert: i was home-schooled so I never learned how to write in cursive.
That red tie is poppin, though
I’m glad he cleared up that he’s “pro-good schools,” though. I was worried about that.