It begins when Biden was working as a lifeguard at a pool.
Biden says that, instead of hanging out all summer, he decided to take a job working as a lifeguard at a black pool.
Yes, that's an actual quote.
Now I know what you're thinking, but don't stereotype. Gangbangers are NOT a monolith.
Well, the gang that invaded Biden's pool was called the Romans, which sounds gangsta AF. And the leader of the Romans was a dude named Corn Pop.
Anyway, Biden says he had no idea that Corn Pop was the duly elected leader of the hood niggas. So when Corn Pop began bouncing on the diving board, which was against the rules,
"Esther Williams! Get off the board, man..."
Then Biden kicked Corn Pop out of the pool.
(I know you're thinking "Who TF is Esther Williams?" She was a famous swimmer in the 50s. But I admit, I thought he was talking about the lady who played Florida Evans, too)
"You might cut me, Corn Pop, but I’m going to wrap this chain around your head before you do."
Again, that is a direct quote.
Just like that, my nigga CP put down the straight razor and he and Biden became friends. From that day own, Biden was untouchable in the black community because Corn Pop vouched for him
Again, STOP LAUGHING!
This is a celebration of the life of a straight razor-carrying certified street thug who I'd bet my pinky toe never existed. But if you ask Biden, I bet he'd say Corn Pop has passed on.
RIP my nigga Corn Pop.
This is how it sounds when thugs die