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BRET BAIER: What’s important here is to look at how the Democrats’ narrative has changed in 24 hour. Yesterday it was all about Trump fucking a dead man. Now they’ve shifted to the murder, which as far as I know is still not a crime. (1/x)
BARR: We examined the whistleblower’s complaint about the murder and subsequent sexual encounter, and we found nothing here that indicates a violation of campaign finance law.
FOX TALKING HEAD: This is really a political Rorschach test. Democrats see the president shoot someone, take down his pants, and lie on top of him making furious humping motions, and THEY see murder and necrophilia...
GUILIANI: Sure he did. So what? He had every right to shoot that guy, who I might add owed $7 billion in outstanding parking tickets or maybe was a serial jaywalker. I have 10000 pages of evidence which I can’t show you because I left it in hollow tree in the Enchanted Forest.
NY POST: “AMERICANS’ CHANGING ATTITUDES ABOUT POSTHUMOUS SEX
Who does it hurt?”
Who does it hurt?”
TRUMP: The Fake News Media is having a bad week. Thought they had a big scandal when it turned out it was a perfect, beautiful afternoon, people are saying it’s the best corpse-fucking they’ve ever seen, and by the way I didn’t cum.
HANNITY: He didn’t even ejaculate! I’m no expert, but can you even call it necrophilia if you don’t ejaculate? Coming up, I talk to a lawyer who says no, you definitely can’t.
KEVIN MCCARTHY: The Democrats rush to judgement is a disgrace. A disgrace. And even if you do prove he fucked that dead guy, which you can’t, there is zero evidence that he then ate the body. Zero. And if you don’t have that, you have nothing. Nothing.
BRIT HUME: What we know at this hour is that there was no ejaculation, no cannibalism, and yet the liberal outrage continues.
GUILIANI: I think the president showed great restraint in not eating that delicious body he’d just made love to. Great restraint. Certainly more than most normal people, but nobody’s talking about that.
MCCARTHY: Please. I think the American people outside the beltway are more concerned with jobs and putting food on the table than they’re interested in this leftist obsessing over who the president eats.
TUCKER CARLSON: And just look at the double standard here. Joe Biden knows people who have died. Joe Biden has presumably had sex. Joe Biden eats. Where’s the outrage there?
TRUMP: Their accusations don’t even make sense. “Trump ejaculated.” “Trump ate him.” Like I would EVER eat a guy after I came in him. These are some sick minds.
ROMNEY: But hey, just shooting that guy was bad, right? Killing is wrong, isn’t it?
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