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Hard to know if the best Civil War names for the weekend performances by Jim Jordan, Stephen Miller, and Andrew McCarthy would be The Battles of Bullsh*t Run, or the Bombardment of Fort Sumtin-or-other.
This is definitely Pleading Kansas. 
The Compromised Missourian. fox2now.com/2019/09/25/sen…
The President's Twitter feed would suggest that he's quite Appo-plecto-mattoxed about this whole thing.
Every weekend our President puts on his golf spikes and valiantly fights the battle of And-teed-em.
Trump's cover up of the Stormy Daniels affair was definitely his Battle of Ball's Bluff.
The recent culture war over race and country music has basically been a reprise of the Battle of Old Town Roads.
Steven Miller may have met his end at Little Round Top this weekend.
Meanwhile, the nation's progressives are eagerly awaiting Piketty's Charge. amazon.com/Capital-Twenty…
In all seriousness tho, until we see Chik-fil-A advertising a new line of hardtack buns, I think we're gonna be ok.
Late breaking news from the Chick-a-MAGA front.
