Thread by @ZubyMusic

Lo and behold, people who practice personal responsibility and self-discipline may recognise that people have the power and ability to do the same in other areas too!

The Guardian's gonna Guardian tho... 😂

There are at least 10 things hilarious about this.

The more I think about it, the funnier it gets lol. 🤣

It's quite an own-goal...

The best part is that it starts and ends with the assumption and conclusion that right-wing = bad and left-wing = good.

I know many people think it's that simple, but those people shouldn't be paid writers for national newspapers. 🤦🏿‍♂️

Lmaooo this one is from Vice!

The jokes write themselves now.

Again, notice the unsubtle conflation of being 'right-wing' and being an 'asshole'.

Astonishing stuff...

There are 4 year olds who are more capable of nuance and understanding.

The moral of the story guys...

STOP working out.

You're increasing inequality in the distribution of muscle mass and health. This is bigoted and greedy.

Perhaps get someone else or the government to lift those weights for you.

YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN US!

I propose a plan to redistribute muscle mass from the biggest and strongest members of society, and give it to the smallest and weakest.

Anybody who disagrees is racist, sexist, homophobic and xenophobic. Not to mention greedy.

WE MUST ALL BE EQUAL!

Hitler had muscles...

Gym bros have muscles...

🤔 THEREFORE...

Gym bros = Hitler

WE MUST STOP THEM!