Hot new stacks o’ wax for my Victrola 
And now, through the magic of the internet, you too can enjoy the delightful "Park Avenue Hillbillie" Dorothy Shay and her lilting anthems of backwoods poisonings and such
And who can resist the toe-tapping tunes of Tony Pastor, the bargain basement Louis Prima
By the time this album was recorded at the Stardust Lounge in Vegas, Tony Pastor's big band was down to a combo and he shared the stage with sons Guy and Tony Jr.
And let me tell you mister, nothing beats a little Mancini on the hi-fi to get your missus to drop the rolling pin and slip into a full-length negligee
Let's face it, organ + harmonica + electric bass = the sexiest orchestration there is
The finishing move for my evening of marital seduction will accompanied by the dulcet tones of the incomparable Poet of the Piano, Carmen Cavallaro
I apologize if my free online seduction tips lead to a decline in US economic output and a spike in tango-related injuries
