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PG&E is a shoo-in for a Climate Oscar
As luck would have it, this will effect Oakland and Yuba City, and not Palo Alto and Atherton
Narrator: They are a third world country
The most important thing is that we protect the fine citizens of our beautiful Potemkin Villages from the consequences of their own ideas
Fun fact: I love California, travel there frequently, and have probably spent a year exploring it. It's just that I am sometimes left agape at its self-destructive lunacy.
California is, geopolitically speaking, the world's hottest and craziest woman. Great for an occasional booty call, but otherwise stay tf away.
I mean, look, she can show you the freakiest best time you've ever had, but for god's sake don't move in or lend her your credit card
That said - and no offense to Texas - if I had the billions to live money-worries-free in a Mid Century Modern beach palace in Malibu with a 50 car garage, I could see myself filing for a divorce from Texas tomorrow
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