He does however walk away with the coveted "Most Column Inches Per Poll Point" consolation prize
The Dem primary is starting to look like an Agatha Christie novel. The mystery is not who's killing the characters off, but why they were characters in the first place
The Hyde Park neighborhood in Austin still has plenty of houses with Beto yard signs, like Japanese soldiers holed up on a Pacific island in 1963 unaware the war was over
If I were a kid I would probably avoid trick-or-treating any house with a "Beto" or "Hate Has No Home Here" yard sign, because let's face it all you're gonna get is cauliflower or a toothbrush
I think it was over when the latest Iowa polls came in, and Beto was trailing Nebraska
