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Catturd

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This will be my last tweet for the next 2-3 days.

I need a few days to finish up my AOC parody science fiction novel - The Adventures Of Cowfart, Literally.

I have to turn everything off and read thru this one last time.

I love all you - I’ll see you soon.

Also - my coffee mugs will be delivered to me end of this week, my website is almost done - and they should available about a week from tomorrow.

I promise - I’ll miss you more, than you’ll miss me.

MAGA FOREVER!

(Farting sound)

Oh - and I must end with this ...

Happy Veterans Day tomorrow to all my fellow Vets.

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