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When someone unexpectedly compliments you:
when u can't reach the remote:
when u show up for happy hour but it ended and 7 and it's 7:02:
Me at 9:45pm at any house party:
when Africa by Toto begins 2 play 🎶:
When the tryptophan hits 🦃🍗
When that last person FINALLY leaves your house party after a long/awkward goodbye, and you can relax.
🎶 makin' my way downtown, walkin' fast, faces pass and I'm home bound 🎶 🎹
when u r very hungover and need @Gatorade
When the paparazzi won't let u live ur LIFE. 📸🤳📷📸
when ur teenage kid comes home late past curfew and ur waiting up for them in the living room 🛋️
when someone says they "don't understand the baby yoda hype" 💔:
when ur friend pushes u outta the way of an oncoming car cuz ur too busy makin' baby yoda memes for @Twitter:
"get in the car loser- we're going bounty hunting"'
when u want 1 more cocktail but ur friend cuts u off and takes u home from da club:
when ur walkin' downtown and u see ur ex:
when ur chasin' ur dreamz:
when u walk up to ur friendz sayin' nice things about ya:
when u put on some mascara/curl ur hair for the xmas party:
when u get to the bar and ur tryin' to find ur friends:
when u have some tea to spill to your friends over brunch:
Quick break/PSA as this tweet goes more viral + we get more nerds up in here:

I know, it's of the species and technically we do not know it is Yoda. Likely an offspring of Yaddle + Yoda or a clone (based on timelines and the logo on the scientists sleeve).

ALSO I DONT CARE 🙃💚
when u drop some star warz canon knowledge in ur baby yoda thread 🙃💚:
when u and ur roommate r figurin' out whose turn it is to take out the trash 🗑️:
when u download @facetuneapp:
bae caught me sleepin'
when ur friend had 1 too many bottomless frozés at brunch 🥂:
when ur sick in a hotel room and take way too much time to edit this w/ music 🎹🎶💚🤧🎬:
k that's all for 2nite- time to switch to NyQuil and order a food (sound ON 📻🎸🤘🕯️🎶🔊):
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