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Late night Twitter: Here is my candidates-as-steak thread. Brace your fine selves. Because yes, I am going to be comparing candidates to steak. Here we do...
If Joe Biden was a steak he would be a sirloin. Affordable, not fancy, lean, gets the job done. You just have to cook it right. And so far, Joe Biden has been cooking it right.
If Warren were a steak, she would be a filet mignon. Fine cut, excellent quality, but not everyone can afford it.
If Bernie were a steak, he'd be a flank steak. Not REALLY a steak, actually a faux steak (look it up), but it makes the list because of popularity.
If Buttigieg were a steak, he'd be Wagyu beef. Overpriced, popular with the elites, and served in wine caves.
If Tulsi were a steak, she would be well done and served with ketchup. A culinary war crime.
If The Klob were a steak, she would not be a steak. She would be meatloaf. Not a steak. But tasty, And you have to clean your plate and eat the salad with a comb.
Obama is the rib eye and Hillary is the New York strip; just so we're clear. And neither is on the menu. It is Restaurant 2020 and not Restaurant 2008 or Restaurant 2016. And cholera is on the Republican menu. So be an adult & choose wisely.
Addendum for the "If Booker were still in the race" folks: T-bone, baby. Big, beautiful, flavorful.
Addendum for the "what about Yang?" folks:
Impossible burger & a $200 rebate
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