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The Dersh gets caught short. Infighting and lack of communication before the OJ er...I mean... Trump trial is not a good sign. washingtonpost.com/politics/dersh…
Is it just me or does it seem like there a casting director and a list of selected "reality show moments" ready to be acted out? Will Roberts get fed up and bring that "Wilford Brimley Moment"? msnbc.com/the-beat-with-…
Suprisingly, Trump has not upped his game, relying on old talking points that have been swept away by a continual drip of ever increasingly focused evidence. Fact-based documents that show clear self interest obstruction and abuse of office. whitehouse.gov/wp-content/upl…
Plus Bolton has a book to sell and there is an election so we are going to see Schiff et al keep turning up the heat. None of which will matter to the Republicans but that fringe may not hold. Note the attrition. thehill.com/hilltv/rising/…
I bring up the idea of drama because if we look at Nixon we feel the fringe holding until snap...they opened the trap door. Americans historically have a 90 day window and then boom....we get bored and move on to something more interesting. fivethirtyeight.com/features/it-to…
Today we were bored of WW3 in less than a week before we pivoted to burnt koalas and Lev Parnas selfies. Moscow Mitch wanted an instant trial, it looks like this could take a minimum of 8 long weeks. That's a whole career for a Korean Boy Band. theguardian.com/society/2019/a…
Fake news! All Americans want Trump to ignore any criticisms and keep renaming Obama's deals as his own. Maybe a couple more WW3 moments, a dozen more porn stars, a few grabbed pussies and oh fuck...those tax returns. The ghost of Al Capone on line two. politico.com/news/2020/01/2…
More Fake News! The Dersh is so good he can argue both sides of impeachment argument and get paid no matter who wins. Go Team Dersh!
Even Faker News. Biden has no energy and that is why Hunter had no energy experience! Hunter racked up $50K a month for fat gas...because he could. Even Hunter would blush at how much Toensing and DeGenova make just trying to make him look corrupt.
Super Duper Extra Fake News. Forrest Gump Jr says Impeachment is... Terrible!!. He meant Impeachment is Cool!!! (T-shirts and swag now available on MyDadGotImpeached.com)
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