Apparently World Wars Three, Four and Five were cancelled due to low ratings and poor attendance.
I read that World War Three was a spinoff of a unresolved 40's war movie, Four brought in new characters but was too obscure and in Four they killed off the lead. Five was diverse, introducing gay dictators of color battling over fluorides in water. This franchise thing is tough.
Trump is saving World War Six for his legacy. He needs to attack an enemy with undeveloped beaches, a country that would knuckle under in less than a week, a troubled place where Jared could finally slam dunk a peace plan and where Saudis could vacation along Russian gangsters.
A place where the media is well leashed, payoffs are legal, porn stars don't tattle and everything is covered in gold. Where all casinos can live side by side and are all called "Trump. Yes folks Donald is going to attack Crimea! casino.org/news/crimea-mo…
Putin has agreed to quickly surrender on behalf of Crimea so Vlad and Donald can ride bikes with white nationalists, go skinny dipping together and build side by side dachas. Putin will rename Ukraine as Mykraine and investigate the Bidens live, every week.
I say all this because at some point Donald is going to need a hidey hole before his taxes come out, his followers realize he has no clothes and his base suddenly wake up and realize they have been had. And there is no shortage of eastern European brides. theguardian.com/news/2018/mar/…
I pick on poor Crimea because everything Donald does as foreign policy does seems to mimic Putin. A gangster driven world of self interest poorly disguised as bullying designed to recreate some fictional point in history that never existed. politico.eu/article/putin-…
