1/ Trump stops to speak for a moment with Chief Justice Roberts who is currently presiding over his impeachment trial & should have had better sense than to put himself in that position.
2/ Over-Under line on Pelosi’s ability to keep a straight face as Trump spouts lies?
3/ Mike Pence stands up and applauds adoringly like a good Stepford Wife
4/ “Our agenda is relentlessly pro-family.” Unless you’re an asylum seeker or migrant, LGBTQ, black, disabled, have a pre-existing illness, are Muslim or a Democrat.
5/ I apologize if you came here expecting serious, fact-laden political analysis because that’s not what I’m here for tonight, but then neither is the President.
But, @RepValDemings is responding on her feed to the nonsense claims about the economy & how well the “bottom half” is doing. Like @maziehirono, I prefer to just sit here & shake my head.
7/ If Trump thinks he got criminal justice “done” then why are Alabama & Mississippi holding prisoner in inhumane, unConstitutional conditions? Credit for any progress in this area, but most of the work is ahead of us.
8/ “The United States if America is indeed the place where the action is.” I’m just going to leave that one right there.
9/ Worth noting that this is going really well if you’re part of whatever serves as guardrails around this presidency. We are getting Teleprompter Trump not Twitter Trump. H/T to @GeoffRBennett
10/ This Space Force part is going to be lit!
11/ Is he going to pass out any more swag? The scholarship was neat. Are there bonus checks for everyone who has committed to vote against impeachment taped underneath the seats?
12/ Trump is now imitating Dr. Seuss: “A long, tall & very powerful wall.”
13/ I wish Rush Limbaugh a full & speedy recovery but years of hate-filled diatribes don’t merit the presidential medal of freedom.
14/ Seriously delighted about paid parental leave for federal employees. I went through maternity leave 3x without it. However, it’s impossible not to point out we could have had this years ago, but GOP wouldn’t agree to it while Obama was President & would have gotten credit.
15/ Infrastructure week! Infrastructure week! Infrastructure week! Infrastructure week! Infrastructure week!
Trump has taken steps to secure our southern border. (Except the part where the wall tomped over) google.com/amp/s/www.nbcn…
New immigration policy: pay to play. ie, you can come if you’re wealthy. Also, you have to “Uphold our values.” (Is that assaulting women, making fun of people with disabilities or extorting allies for political favors?)
We’re gonna plant a flag on Mars.
Really?
Trump is now celebrating white people-pilgrims & Texans who fought at the Alamo. There’s a weird Ayn Rand vibe. How much do you want to bet the Joint Chiefs are happy protocol prevents them from having to pretend-clap?
Blah blah blah adjective superlative.
Well, that really sucked.
