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Happy 14th birthday to my buddy Steve Price. Hopefully you'll be able to legally buy a beer before they cart you off to the home
It's gotta be awkward being the only kid in 8th grade with a bald spot and a 401k
Fun fact: all years divisible by 4 are leap years, unless they are divisible by 100, in which case they are not leap years, unless they are divisible by 400, in which case they are leap years.
This results in a Gregorian calendar approximation of

1 year = 365 + 1/4 - 1/100 +1/400 = 365+0.25-0.01+0.0025 = 365.2425 days.

The actual length of an earth year = 365.24219 earth days, and I'd like to bore you with this information before Neil de Grass Tyson does
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My new jam
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My King of the Hill DNA test results:

50% Dale
20% Boomhauer
15% Hank
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