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#Coronavirus week 2…
#Coronavirus week 5… #toiletrollcrisis continues…
#Coronavirus week 10… #toiletrollcrisis: A New Hope…
#Coronavirus #toiletrollcrisis "Is that what I think it is?"
#Coronavirus #toiletrollcrisis
#Coronavirus #toiletrollcrisis "Hang on a minute lads…"
#Coronavirus #toiletrollcrisis One roll to rule them all…
#Coronavirus #toiletrollcrisis
#Coronavirus #toiletrollcrisis "That's not a toilet roll… THIS is a toilet roll"
#Coronavirus #toiletrollcrisis "Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ!"
#Coronavirus #toiletrollcrisis Nobody puts bogroll in the corner…
#Coronavirus #toiletrollcrisis The monolith has remained completely inert, its origin and purpose still a total mystery...
#Coronavirus #toiletrollcrisis week 38…
#Coronavirus #toiletrollcrisis week 462…
#Coronavirus #toiletrollcrisis
#Coronavirus #toiletrollcrisis
#Coronavirus #toiletrollcrisis You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe…
#Coronavirus #toiletrollcrisis Some men just want to watch the world burn
#Coronavirus #toiletrollcrisis intensifies…
#Coronavirus #toiletrollcrisis "I need your clothes, your boots and your toilet paper…"
#Coronavirus #toiletrollcrisis "Is it toilet paper? I hadn't noticed…"
#Coronavirus #toiletrollcrisis
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Think someone is lying to you?

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