His Majesty King Salman: "Look Abu Bedwetter, you can see the future. We're going to wipe out the US shale-oil industry. Okay?"
Trump: "Sure. As long as you stay in @TrumpHotels."

His Majesty: "What about the @SenateGOP?"
Trump: "Don't worry. I own them. Just like you own me."
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