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The kardashians are resorting to ( totally real🤥) beating each other up for ratings because a pesky pandemic is sucking the money away and it worked
Because we all get in fights with siblings, makes sure we calmly walk around the camera crew when it is over and go to the powder room to check on looks.
This is why we are going to die
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ALT-immigration 🛂 on time out
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1000 people dead today and this moron is talking about impeachment?
The fucking hands accordion move is annoying
Dr CovidBecky is still comparing us to Spain and Italy. B**tch we are still walking around, going to church.......
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ALT-immigration 🛂 on time out
@ALT_uscis
1/2 Spoke to a friend overseas on #covid lockdown since early Feb, here is a scheduled trip to see a doctor:

- Submit proof to local Gov for appointment online
- Request approved/denied within 24h
- Gov issues temporary permit for set hours, with predetermined route to..
2/2 ..travel.
-Checkpoints every few blocks to scan barcode on permit. if not along route you Are Fucked.
Country has under 50 million people
averaging 12 deaths a day.
Gov established LARGE groceries deliveries network.
Critical workers must test neg & get Same daily permit
👆this for largest cities. All cities have been isolated and no travel in between has been allowed for over a month.
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ALT-immigration 🛂 on time out
@ALT_uscis
Thepoint of masks:
you are less likely to spread it to others. But
You will have to remove your mask at the bank, to knocking on a door, to grab a sandwich... etc etc touching your face, touching shit others touched when they were opening doors etc. good luck. I am staying in.
But then again, we are America, we never eradicate anything, we treat the symptoms because it is more profitable.
They won’t lock it down entirely because there is money to be made from the only entity that can write good checks for an overdrawn account:the federal government .
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I am embarking on rewatching all MCU movies in order, ready for Infinity War. Prepare for me to once again begrudgingly acknowledge Cap 1 is actually a good movie. I will attempt to keep live tweeting to a minimum but cannot promise anything.

Wish me luck, friends.
IMMEDIATE LIVE TWEET this happens less than five minutes into iron man 1 fuck me and this connected universe good bye (before john slattery was howard 👍)
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