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Pretty sure if I worked for 6 months w/an alt account I could get Fox News consumers to believe the concept of ‘east’ is a liberal hoax.
Like, literally, the other three points of the compass are real but east isn’t.
Oh, you’ve traveled east? How interesting. Please provide proof. Just honestly curious.
Here are 48 consecutive articles from newstruth.factprank.ru showing that what you call ‘east’ is just a combination of north and south.
Oh, so SCIENCE says there’s an East. Convenient for them. Follow the money.
Of *course* GPS works on 3 points of the compass. What do you think 3G coverage on your data plan is? Lol. 😂👌🐸
Here I am spending $14k to fly West from Des Moines to Chicago to trigger the libs.
If China is the ‘Far East’ why is it WEST of us? How interesting. I’ll wait.
I see lamestream media outlets are producing COORDINATED propaganda "trend" pieces to try to convince the world these compasses are toys.
DO NOT BE FOOLED PEOPLE. Ancient Navigators from Lief Erickson to Christian Columbus used only THREE compass points. Look at the hats. 
THEY'RE HATS HAD THREE CORNERS, PEOPLE. Nn ACCIDENT? No. But Disney messed up and failed to whitewash 3-corners out of the Pirates movies.
East is PROPAGANDA.
North is real.
West is real.
South is mostly real.
Wear a tricorn hat to trigger libs. Like Paul Revere (pictured).
North is real.
West is real.
South is mostly real.
Wear a tricorn hat to trigger libs. Like Paul Revere (pictured).
Try going East. Just try. You can't, because it doesn't exist. Impossible. You're actually going Northsouth.
Sorry folks, but when you do a turnaround in a car, you do a THREE point turn.
Oh, 'east' is a science fact? I'm sure you won't mind providing proof. Send a reference to "east" written before 1902. I'll wait.
Your refusal to engage in debate with me is proof of your ignorance. Thank you for confirming your intellectual dishonesty.
Just another example of bias on our elite campuses they only teach a four-point compass. My bill mandates both compasses be taught.
Is east real, or is it not real? Nobody knows because you can't 'prove' a direction. We need to teach the controversy.
OPINION | Josh Barro — Liberals need to stop insisting on "east" if they want to persuade anxious Baio voters in the heartland.
BREAKING | President Nugent issues controversial statement that the East coast states don't exist. Do they? We investigate, you decide.
David Brooks on NPR: there are good people on both sides of the compass debate, and both think they're doing the right thing for America, so
Chilling directional 'East' bigotry from the head of the Democratic Party (who founded the KKK and slavery btw). WHO FUNDS THIS? #Soros
Um, open a history book, libs, slavery only ended when states started moving WEST.
Christian. Conservative. Father. #MAGA. Constitutional originalist. Who Is John Galt? Guns. East Is a Lie. Free Thinker. Love #owninglibs
Chris, EVeryone outside media bubbles knows the president has been VERY consistent in his statements as regards east's questionable nature
"I'm not commenting on what the president meant when he tweeted 'THERE IS NO EAST,' His meaning is serious and clear and also just a joke."
"Sean, nobody in the history of this country has ever believed East was a direction, and the Democrats know it, they're just flailing now."
"Hi I never went East, here are all my East emails about going East."
"Look, I am not going to comment on every point of the compass."
*3-minute long terrifying slurping noise*
"No. No. No. No. It's LIBERAL close-minded FASCISTS who won't even LISTEN to the three point compass people, they SHUT DOWN free speech."
"Our first guests are a 30 year vet of air traffic control and Jenny McCarthy—they're going to debate whether East is real! Stick around!"
This guy is just asking questions, folks. Libs won't answer though. You never see this on the fake new media.
New York Times OPINION | It's time for preachy liberals to get out of their "East" oriented bubbles.
Thank God SOME people haven’t imbibed the 4-point-compass Kool-Aid.
Sad to see some people haven't embraced the #3pointcompass. So hostile.
A liberal is somebody so caught up in they're own perspective they won't accept that 'east' is not a real direction.
"I'll only believe in this liberal 'east' pipe dream if Mexicans will go there. Oh GET a grip, now THAT'S racist? Please."
You can’t tell me I can’t fool this man into thinking that East doesn’t exist.
There is no doubt I can convince FoxNews consumers that #EastIsFake
If we’re both-sidesing the moon landing conspiracy now, everything is on the table.
