this tweet has inspired me to think about "What if Disney declared war on America?" and its a tantalizing prospect. "The theaters of operation are: Mickey, Donald, Goofy, with guerilla warfare in Pluto sector"
Day 78
Morale is good amongst the men. We have made significant gains at the Swiss Family Robinson Tree House. There was a massacre on Main Street USA, but we are positioning for a major offensive in Tomorrowland.
Morale is good amongst the men. We have made significant gains at the Swiss Family Robinson Tree House. There was a massacre on Main Street USA, but we are positioning for a major offensive in Tomorrowland.
Day 82
Commandante Goofy praised our glorious crusade in a dispatch to the men. They are well-fed and armed. We have taken a defensive posture in Fantasyland, but are otherwise on the offensive on multiple fronts. The Micksreig took down Chicago in merely a few hours.
Commandante Goofy praised our glorious crusade in a dispatch to the men. They are well-fed and armed. We have taken a defensive posture in Fantasyland, but are otherwise on the offensive on multiple fronts. The Micksreig took down Chicago in merely a few hours.
Day 85
The Battle of Tom Sawyer Island will go down in history as one of America's greatest military debacles. I personally held the heads of men crying for their mothers as they bled out, humming "It's a Small World."
The Battle of Tom Sawyer Island will go down in history as one of America's greatest military debacles. I personally held the heads of men crying for their mothers as they bled out, humming "It's a Small World."
Day 88
Leader Mickey has authorized the EISNER plan, the mid 1980s apocalypse scenario. Few in the Kingdom ever thought this would happen. But we are on a war footing now. The world has changed.
Leader Mickey has authorized the EISNER plan, the mid 1980s apocalypse scenario. Few in the Kingdom ever thought this would happen. But we are on a war footing now. The world has changed.
Day 92
Detention camps across the country are swelling with so-called "cast members." After a series of bombings traced to Disney Stores, the President has given the FBI the green light to fight the insurgents. Congress passed the NO MOUSE Act.
Detention camps across the country are swelling with so-called "cast members." After a series of bombings traced to Disney Stores, the President has given the FBI the green light to fight the insurgents. Congress passed the NO MOUSE Act.
Day 95
A puppet regime has been installed in the Florida state government, which declared independence and a non-aggression pact with the Kingdom.
A puppet regime has been installed in the Florida state government, which declared independence and a non-aggression pact with the Kingdom.
Day 97
A UN peacekeeping force has been deployed to France to defend the civilian population from Disneyland Paris, described as a "powder keg ready to explode" across the continent.
A UN peacekeeping force has been deployed to France to defend the civilian population from Disneyland Paris, described as a "powder keg ready to explode" across the continent.
Day 101
They are calling it Operation Dumbo Drop. NYC has been under bombardment for 72 straight hours. That elephant is relentless.
They are calling it Operation Dumbo Drop. NYC has been under bombardment for 72 straight hours. That elephant is relentless.
Day 103
We should never have trusted the Dalmatians. There are more than 101 of them. Atlanta has fallen.
We should never have trusted the Dalmatians. There are more than 101 of them. Atlanta has fallen.
Day 110
My dearest Susan,
Please tell the children I served honestly, and for God's sake do not let them watch that Mouse Club propaganda.
My dearest Susan,
Please tell the children I served honestly, and for God's sake do not let them watch that Mouse Club propaganda.
Day 112
ATTN Susan Crabtree
We regret to inform you that your husband, Ezekiel Crabtree was a casualty of the offense at Space Mountain. As he was killed in action in hostile territory, the location of his remains is unknown.
ATTN Susan Crabtree
We regret to inform you that your husband, Ezekiel Crabtree was a casualty of the offense at Space Mountain. As he was killed in action in hostile territory, the location of his remains is unknown.
