Thread by @The_War_Economy

A BLITZ ON WHY HILLARY SHOULD HAVE WON

Firstly, Hilldawg - I call her Hilldawg - Hilldawg completely and totally WRECKED that orange idiot in the polls. 65,844,954 to his 62,979,879. ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.

edition.cnn.com/2016/12/21/pol…

We also know that the population of Russia was around 144.3 million back in 2016.

Based on this simple calculation, DRUMPF's votes should actually be in the NEGATIVES, and he should have got -81,320,121 votes, because all of his votes were RUSSIAN.

Secondly, Pepe the Frog is a white supremacist racist, and anybody saying otherwise is a xenophobic white supremacist super racist. She was right to call it out, and I'm with her.

inews.co.uk/opinion/column…

Hillary was also married to the coolest President in the history of the world. Look at that saxophone. EPIC SAX GUY, anybody?

Thirdly, the Clinton Foundation has helped people all over the world! They have projects with the biggest and best companies everywhere, people are DYING to help out and fulfill a Commitment to Action! What's Orange Hitler done? Oh, that's right, NOTHING.

Here is a literal photograph of Hilldawg completely watching that asshole Osama bin Laden get what's coming to him. What an absolute badass, completely changed and - dare I say it - SAVED the world on that day?

In comparison, here's your "God Doofus" getting his ass kicked in front of everybody. Now that he's elected, THAT'S EVERY SINGLE DAY, you idiots! That bald guy is every other country, beating him on everything - decency, manners, RESPECT.

Speaking of bald...

Everybody knows that Hillary was right when she called violent gang members "super predators" as well. It's just a statement of fact, and Yvette Clarke, Hakeem Jeffries and Gregory Meeks all understood exactly where she was coming from!

nypost.com/2016/04/15/bla…

Let's not forget Hilldawg's 492D chess, where she tricked the Russians into thinking they would work together, then setting off a series of protests to completely fuck Putin up. What's Drumpf done? Oh, that's right, CONGRATULATED PUTIN FOR WINNING THE ELECTION.

Hilldawg is also capable of actually writing books, unlike that Russian puppet who doesn't even know how to spell his own name. Even his precious ghostwriter thinks it's curtains for him, and I just so happen to completely agree!

And there's one pussy that DRUMPF won't grab, and that's because Hilldawg is THE most admired woman! Not the first time she's been this, won't be the last! Even beat out Michelle Obama, and you know how great she was as First Lady!

White women WERE pressured by their husbands to vote for Drumpf the Racist Frog, that's just a FACT, JACK. I bet white women are only reading this thread because their husbands said they were allowed! That is TOXIC MASCULINITY and ENOUGH. IS. ENOUGH.

She should also have never apologised for calling you idiots deplorables. You're all deplorables if you want to vote for a fat guy who's been bankrupt so many times he might as well be Greece!

ONLY DEPLORABLES VOTE FOR OTHER DEPLORABLES

So let's just fact check some stuff here:

Gabriel Roth's list on Salon is the PERFECT thing to use for this.

Drumpf's corruption: never-ending.

HILLDAWG'S CORRUPTION?: Some bad e-mail management.

Drumpf's 230 errors to Hilldawg's ONE.

slate.com/articles/news_…

Don't forget that without Russia's help, DRUMPF would have had NO CHANCE of winning.

Chris Cillizza and Aaron Blake were right then and they're right now!

"You'll get tired of winning."

THERE HAS BEEN NO WINNING SO FAR

washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/w…

DRUMPF should have considered himself lucky to even get the GOP nomination, he only had a 1% chance of doing it, so he blatantly must have cheated.

GCHQ - Hilldawg's greatest allies - were all over this and KNEW he was up to something fishy in 2015!

edition.cnn.com/2015/07/09/pol…

*mic drop*

CLEARED FOR BENGHAZI, YOU CONSPIRACY HACKS.

IT'S 2018.

GET OVER IT.

nytimes.com/2016/06/29/us/…

Look at this DISASTER live on stage for all of /r/politics to see!

"The President is Compromised and Everyone Knows It".

"Donald Trump Spent $27k In Taxpayer Money Tracking Media Stories after Stormy Daniels Sued Him".

"Ann Coulter Says President Trump Is 'Failing'".

"The Calm Before the Storm", Donald?

How about "The Calm Before the Stormy Daniels"?

YEAH, I BET YOU'RE SCARED NOW.

HILLARY IS A NICE PERSON.

I MEAN IT.

SHE'S JUST LIKE US.

While DRUMPF surrounds himself with museum architecture and holes himself away God knows where, HILLDAWG is WITH YOU, THE PEOPLE.

Hillary Clinton has an infinite capability of FORGIVENESS. And people need FORGIVING every now and again. What's DRUMPF done? Oh, that's right, talks about revenge all the time, blah blah blah. It's 2018! FORGIVE AND FORGET, that's what I say!

There's a REASON why these guys - and yes, I say GUYS - all want Hilldawg as President. Listen to their completely unique take on why DRUMPF sucks and you'll understand where I'm coming from!

Here's a few pictures of Hilldawg with GOD.

Not that you drumpfkins know what God is.

SO REMEMBER THIS, DRUMPITIES:

HILLARY IS NUMBER ONE.

YOU.

ARE.

NOOOOOTTTHHIIIINNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

End of THREAD.

*MIC DROP AGAIN*