(tl;dr the Triffids won)
pnas.org/content/early/… …

ALL the rest—archaea, protists, animals, and viruses...EVERYTHING—constitute the scabby remaining 3%
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🌱🌱🔬🔬🔬🔬🔬🔬🔬🔬
🔬🔬🔬🔬🔬🍄🍄(🐟🦐🦎)
🌱=plants
🔬=bacteria
🍄=fungi
( )=ALL the rest

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*side note: the much-maligned inverted biomass pyramid is back