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Order of the Day

Delivered 6/13/2018, the morning before OIG Day

[Text is transcribed from a thus far unreleased audio recording with the majority of the swearing, gunfire, and unintelligible drunken rambling edited out.]
Soldiers, Shitposters, and Assorted deplorable jackasses of the Conservative Twitter Intelligentsia:

You are about to embark upon the Great Happening, toward which we have striven these many months.
The eyes of the interwebs are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving Russian bots everywhere retweet and like with you.
In company with our annoying /pol/acks and Bernie Bros on other Fronts you will bring about the destruction of the Democrat propaganda machine, the elimination of socialist tyranny over oppressed peoples of America, and security for ourselves in a free world.
Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is legendarily obtuse, indoctrinated with propaganda, and has home field advantage. He will fight like a motherfucker.
But this is the year 2018. Much has happened since the elections and investigations of 2016. The Trump administration has inflicted upon the Swamp great defeats, behind closed doors, and in public on Twitter.
Our threading and research has seriously reduced their propaganda and their capacity to lie about events.
Our long experience has given us an overwhelming superiority in information and will to fight, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained memetic artisans. The tide has turned. The free assholes of the world are marching together to victory.
I have full confidence in your stubborn pride, devotion to truth, and skill in social media. We will accept nothing less than full victory.

Good Luck! And let us all beseech the blessing of Almighty Kek upon this insane and unrefined undertaking.

/end
In case any of you dumbasses didn't get the joke.
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