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Tom Kislingbury @TomDegenerate
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New league idea: vampire.
Normal start-up draft except one team does not get to pick at all. They just have to make a line up from waivers.
This team is the Vampire.
Every time the Vampire team wins a weekly matchup they have to swap one of their starting line-up with one of their opponents at the same position.
So they'll start weak but with each win get a bit stronger.
If they manage to beat a good team they'll grow much more powerful
So when facing the Vampire you need to make a choice:
Play at full strength and risk losing a good player?
Or try and beat a bad Vampire team without risking your stars?
Easy to make it work as a dynadty league too.
The Vampire team gets no rookie picks ever.
They can only become stronger by stealing others power.
Maybe rotate the positions each week.
So in week 1 you're playing for a QB. In week 2 a TE. Week 3 a LB. Etc etc. Might make it a bit more strategic.
Needless to say that if the Vampire wins the league it's over.
Their reign of dark power is complete.
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