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Hey @TrueFactsStated, can you do one with a hammer and sickle but also Putin and Trump are being gay with each other?
Hey @TrueFactsStated can you make one with Trump in a gimp suit on a leash, and the collar says "Covfefe", and Putin is holding the leash, and Putin has a tank top that says "Marxist Economic Theory"?
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