Thread by @JuliusGoat

Your Space Force ID No is your total amount of student debt + the amount of money you paid into social security that was taken to pay for Space Force*.

*private contractors who are friends of high-ranking Republicans, who will have no oversight for their $100b contracts

Like, there can't be a Space Force. We all realize that, right? A military branch in space. In space. Military branch. Space. What why how and also What.

They may as well have said it was for the Narnia Marines.

Any funding for "Space Force" is a cash grab.

It is time for us to have a branch of the military to deal with our unsecured Narnia portals.

You can't stay a dimension unless you secure your portals.

Look at what happened to Wonderland. A disaster. They lost their culture.

I want soldiers in all of our cities looking at the animals and interviewing them. If any of them talk, that's a Narnian.

People are telling me stories, just terrible stories. Cair Paravel. What the hell is happening in Cair Paravel? GET SMART NOW EARTH PRIME.

I will install Phantom Tollbooths at each of our Phantom Borders to collect fees and duties from visiting Wayward Children. Fillory is laughing at us! Very unfair! FREE RIDE IS OVER!

The 616 Marvel Universe is the best Marvel Universe. Our Spider Man is a traditional Spider Man, if you know what I mean.

Why are weak and lying (led by Pelosi) Democrats taking Super heroes from shithole alternate futures? PROTECT OUR DIEGETIC BORDERS.