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A friend sent me some #TooGoodNotToShare #WeekendHumor
#HappySunday
I cant stop laughing 😂
Just love these #kids
Spontaneous and witty

😂Teacher:How old is your father?
Kid:He is 6 years.
Teacher:What?How is this possible?
Kid:He became father only when I was born.
#Logic!
#Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds

😂TEACHER:Joseph,go to the map and find North America
JOSEPH:Here it is.
TEACHER:Correct. Now class,who discovered America?
CLASS:Joseph
😂TEACHER:Wale,Y are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
WALE:You told me to do it without using the tables

😂TEACHER:Adigun, how do you spell CROCODILE?
ADIGUN:KRO-KO-DIAL
TEACHER:That’s wrong
ADIGUN:Maybe its wrong,but you asked me how I spell it
Love this child
😂TEACHER:Rebecca , what is the chemical formula for water? REBECCA:H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:What are you talking about?
REBECCA:Yesterday you said it's H to O.

😂TEACHER:Moses, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
MOSES:Me!
😂TEACHER:Abraham, why do you always get so dirty?
ABRAHAM:Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are

😂TEACHER:George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Peter , do you know why his father didn't punish him?
PETER:Because George still had the axe in his hand

😂TEACHER:Buwembo, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
BUWEMBO :No sir, It's the same dog. 🐕🐕
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
😂TEACHER:Femi, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
FEMI:A teacher

If you enjoyed 😂😂reading please retweet and make someone else laugh also...🙏
#Laughter is the soul’s best medicine
#HappySunday
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#TooGoodNotToShare

Today on the #FirstSundayOfTheYear At about 4 am(I would Say Pre-Dawn) I heard someone speaking to me “Wake up,You cannot be Sleeping & Making This Wonderful Day Short" by Sleeping till late
I Woke up immediately looking for Where the Voice came from? I found that This Voice was from Within me. By now my Slumber had Vanished and I was fully awake . I left the bed, made a cup of tea and sat out in the balcony, enjoying the cool breeze and sipping my morning Tea
Various Thoughts started to Swim within me and then the below happened.

My Heart asked me a question. "Where is Success."

My Mind immediately Replied to My Heart, you, My Friend always Run to the World of Fantasy.
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I read a beautiful #ShortStory and found it #TooGoodNotToShare

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Air Commodore Vishal was a Jet Pilot. In a combat mission his fighter plane was destroyed by a missile. He however ejected himself and parachuted safely.
He won acclaims and appreciations from many.

After five years one day he was sitting with his wife in a restaurant. A man from another table came to him & said "You're Captain Vishal! You flew jet fighters. You were shot down!"

“How in the world did you know that?” asked Vishal
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Vishal gasped in surprise and gratitude and thought if parachute hadn't worked, I wouldn’t be here today. Vishal couldn't sleep that night, thinking about that man.
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#Finally we have less than one hundred hours to the end of #2018
And before the year ends, I have a few things to say

To My #Creator I say #ThankYou

To my #TrueFriends;I #appreciate you all

To those who showed me love;I am #grateful

To those who hurt me;I #ForgetAndForgive
To Those whom I May have inadvertently hurt( I can never do so by purpose); I'm so sorry, please #Forgive me

To those who challenged me; lets do it again

To those I showed #love to; I still love you and #IAlwaysWill
To those Who feel I helped them; #GodBlessYou and a request to remember to help someone in need
To those who helped me; I am so #Grateful & will reciprocate in due course

#ThankyouForMaking2018GoodForMe
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