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Eurotrash🇪🇺Lasance @lasancmt
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You should be crying and holding your head in shame instead of giving us this #Brexit waffle May now on press conference
Instead the Maybot trots our her pre-programmed meaniningless replies
If I hear “I’m bringing back the best deal” one more time, I’m going to be violently sick 🤢 🤮 May on telly
@theresa_may is not responsible and mature
-she’s a malfunctioning robot-
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Lately I have become a bit obsessed with Britain’s trade deficit and Balance of Payments with the Rest of The World(ROW). Let me explain why, and what’s it got to do with #Brexit.
For me as a UK-expat in Euroland I have seen the value of my pension drop by 20% since the dreaded referendum.
Let’s home in on what happened around the time of the referendum. Although part of a longer term decline, the sharp drop did not go unnoticed by the commentariat. Sharp drop in Sterling rate highlighted June July 2016Cartoon of pound falling off cliff
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Q: How many Leave voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don’t know, they never really thought about it
Q: How many Leave voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We got on perfectly well before lightbulbs
Q: How many Leave voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We use the old lightbulb for two years as an implementation period to get used to the dark
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Some upset Corbynistas are claiming this photo was “photoshopped”. Are they correct? This is an amendment to Jeremy Corbyn’s motion of no confidence in Theresa May, signed by all the other opposition party leaders, to make it into a motion of no confidence in the entire government
It appears two separate motions of confidence were signed yesterday, one by Labour and one by the real opposition. It seems it is perfectly reasonable to assume both documents exist: One against @theresa_may May, one against the Government as a whole🤗
edm.parliament.uk/early-day-moti…
I compared these two motions side by side and you can clearly see they are two separate motions signed by the same MPs. You think that mad corbynista will apologise after accusing me of “photoshopping” Jeremy’s #Brexit motion? Best not hold my breath 😅 The two motions side by side show they are different documents signed by the same MPs. It seems that after trying to amend Labour’s motion of no confidence they decided they might as well have one of their own
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1) Lilico - the intellectual wing of the #Brexit movement
Warning, could be a long thread!

@andrew_lilico is in the spotlight today for a fairly dispicable tweet which I won't repeat here.

But Lilico is also a "leading" Brexit economist who put together an interesting article
@andrew_lilico 2) here is the article in question, from April 2017, and is a great example of what brexiters were selling us before reality set in & they desperately pivoted from full on "we can have it all" cakeism to "no deal? No biggie" snake oil

reaction.life/seven-key-brit…
@andrew_lilico 3) in the article he lays out 7 "perspectives", 7 British viewpoints all based on the "they need us more than we need them" trade deficit

Below is my take on those 7 perspectives, which were arrogant then but utterly ludicrous 20 months later

musealoudblog.wordpress.com/2017/04/03/sev…
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Another #Brexit #thread
1/ Here's the thing about the Theresa May — Jean-Claude Juncker spat over whether May was vague or not at the #EUCO summit table about her Brexit demands. It’s a sideshow because the undeniable reality is that Westminster-at-large is vague.
2/ Westminister is undeniably vague via there being no majority for any type of Brexit, yet an absolute insistence from the British government and opposition leader that nevertheless a hard-ish take back control Brexit must happen.
3/ That cul-de-sac is Theresa May's fault. Other leaders might have called Jeremy Corbyn, Nicola Strugeon, Carwyn Jones and Arlene Foster round a single table and told them they weren't leaving until a tolerable version of Brexit could be agreed or, per above, tolerated
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1. No doubt we will see a procession of smug, self-serving articles about how the #Brexit deal is "giving up control" but the regulatory alignment that exists is only a faction of the EU acquis and covers areas largely governed by best practice. (thread)
2. In terms of food and product safety the overarching regulatory framework will be EU by design but the standards themselves will be Codex, IEC, ISO and UNECE - bodies in which we will have either the same or greater say.
3. As with labour rights and environment standards the baseline in any future deal will be ILO conventions and environment rules will roll over since we are obliged by a number of global accords, not least the Paris Convention. Brexit never did mean rampant deregulation.
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#Brexit *Thread*

To clarify, I am remain, but I feel a 2nd ref is monumentally risky & perhaps dangerous:-

1. Polls haven't changed much, result could easily be the same
2. Another campaign of hate will embolden the far right
3. If remain win. Leavers will demand another vote
4. Chaos & unrest are likely whatever the result, possibly violence too

What happens if it's still 'Leave'? Picture the chaos, square one. You're simply allowing the Tories more time to fail to come up with a solution. Every day that continues people in this country will suffer
What if it's 'Remain'? Leavers will, with some justification, query why this vote is more valid than the first. This has the potential to cause a constitutional crisis.

People can say 'we know the facts now' all they like, that will not placate millions of angry voters.
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I'm currently at this #Brexit conference in Copenhagen, where the British ambassador and several #DExEU officials will be on panels with representatives of Danish trade and security. It'll be very interesting to see what's said, especially in light of May's recent Munich speech.
And now that I'm not desperately trying to keep up with livetweeting it, I shall turn my mess of self-retweets into a proper thread. #Brexit #BrexitDK
acknowledges #Brexit will have challenges; emphasises no naïveté regarding "land of milk and honey". Refreshing sense of pragmatism; we'll see how #DExEU and DK reps present it.

#BrexitDK
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Before UK politics goes into its normal Sunday morning round of spin on the chat show sofas, a little recap about the #Brexit stage 1 deal.

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A reminder for @AndrewMarr9 @daily_politics @bbcSarahSmith @skynewsniall @RidgeOnSunday -
this is what was agreed in Brussels on Friday
consilium.europa.eu/media/32236/15…

*Please* read it before giving any Brexiteers any wriggle room.

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Eurosceptics have been flying off the handle about Brexit transition today. The object of their ire: Philip Hammond, who acknowledged the UK will be in the Customs Union and Single Market during the transition period:
news.sky.com/story/brexit-t…

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