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The only question this president should be asked, over and over, is “what is wrong with you?”
And the only follow-up should be: “No, but really, what the hell is wrong with you?”
Yes, exactly. No matter who asks, only that. And the same question posed to his surrogates.
Spend some time in the question setting up why the question, but the actual question isn’t about that thing. Rather it is: “What the hell is wring with you?”
Also, do this to all elected Republicans.
And also their voters.
Also, do this to all elected Republicans.
And also their voters.
“We sent reporters out into ‘trump country’ to ask them, ‘what the hell is wrong with you?’ Here’s what the hell we discovered was wrong with them.”
"Sarah, yesterday the president made the baseless accusation that the thousands dead in Puerto Rico were made up by his political opponents to make him look bad. What the hell is wrong with him?" 
"Haille, that's just an unfair question and you know it and the American people know it, the president is concerned for all Americans, and what he's focused on right now is bringing back jobs in America and restoring dignity to the presidency."
"Sarah, my question builds on the last one: Seriously, what the hell is wrong with the president?"
"We aren't here to answer these silly questions, now if you act like children, we're going to treat you like children, next question!"
"Thank you, Sarah. My question is: Thousands are dead in Puerto Rico, so what the hell is wrong with that guy, anyway?"
"Sarah, related question: what the hell is wrong with you?"
Neither trump, nor any of his surrogates, nor any of the elected Republicans who are complicit, have anything of value to bring to the discourse. They will only lie and spin. The only question they should be asked is "what the hell is wrong with him/you?"
It s/b asked a lot.
It s/b asked a lot.
Mr. Trump, you've repeatedly broadcast white supremacist memes and talking points, and some of your top advisors—who have implemented a cruel and inhuman child-separation policy—have direct close ties to prominent neo Nazis. What the hell is wrong with you?
"Mr President, you referred to African nations as 'shithole countries' in the middle of a meeting to try to save the DREAM program, which you claim you want to save even though you and only you are responsible for its endangerment. What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Mr President, it says here that while an American town was burning to the ground and a thousand citizens were still missing, you took to Twitter to threaten the state of California about withdrawing forest management funds. So: what the HELL is wrong with you?"
"Now Mr. President, I must ask: Are you aware that Vice President Pence has crept up behind, and is now sitting next to you?
"I withdraw the question. Next question: You repeatedly have demonstrated that you think a 'stealth plane' is a plane that literally cannot be seen. What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Mr. President, you pardoned a man who as sheriff ran a concentration camp in the desert, and was jailed for his cruel contempt of the law. You repeatedly seek and publically revel in the praise of authoritarian dictators. What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Rudy, you've admitted on-camera that Donald Trump made an illegal payment to Michael Cohen, yet you continue to appear on news shows making factually untrue statements on his behalf to normalize his endless ethical breaches and crimes. What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Ms. Conway, your entire role—a role you appear to enjoy—is appearing on media to make easily falsifiable statements, to strategically demolish the very notion of 'truth,' and you said so earlier in your tenure, referencing 'alternative facts.' What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Senator McConnell, you're easily the single most corrosive person in American politics of the last century, you broke the government to pay off your already unbearably rich donors you chinless goober, you unmitigated moneyfuck you, you ruined us all. I have no question for you."
"No, seriously, Ted, what the hell is wrong with you? I mean your very presence. I can feel my teeth freezing solid but my feet are burning. I want to scream but when I try I find I cannot."
"Paul, you knew he was paid by Russians and you kept quiet, because seeing poor people lose healthcare brings you physical pleasure. You knew, Paul, you knew. What the hell is wrong with you Paul, what, what, the hell, is wrong with you, Paul, what is wrong with you, what, what."
“Senator, you repeatedly and accurately excoriate harmful, corrupt, bigoted, or even illegal proposals, and then always always allllllways vote in support of those same proposals, what the hell IS wrong with you?”
It's warming the Arctic and that's pushing a Brutal and Extended Cold Blast down at us, you terminally ignorant shitshoe, you, what the hell is wrong with you.
A nation that lets people starve is not a worthy nation, yet you laugh at the very thought of doing so, what the hell is wrong with you?
How does this not draw the repeated question, “Mr. President, what the hell is wrong with you?”’
