MCDONNELL: Geoff Fox?
STARMER: Yup
MCDONNELL: A man the Sheriff of Nottingham would tell to calm down a bit?
STARMER: Yup
MCDONNELL That's not happening then
STARMER: Nope
STARMER: We write...
MCDONNELL: Yes?
STARMER: ...a letter!
MCDONNELL:
STARMER:
MCDONNELL: Wait, that's it?
STARMER: Oh It'll be pretty strongly worded. Trust me.
MCDONNELL: Well thank God for that
MCDONNELL: Oh do tell
STARMER: It means contempt of Parliament! That's serious! With actual punishment!
MCDONNELL: Okay now we're talking tell me more
STARMER: There's a small fine attached!
MCDONNELL:
STARMER: I know right!
STARMER: Yes
MCDONNELL: It's a shit plan Keir
STARMER: Do you have a better one?
MCDONNELL: Fair
STARMER: Well, there is a bit I left out
MCDONNELL:
STARMER: You're not going to like it
MCDONNELL: Keir
STARMER: We need more than just Labour signatures so
MCDONNELL: You need me to talk to the Crankies don't you?
STARMER: yeah
MCDONNELL: FUCK
STARMER: Ace! I got the Greens, Liberals and DUP!
MCDONNELL: You got the DUP? How?!
STARMER: Don't ask
<earlier>
STARMER: Sign here please
ARLENE: OK. Wait, what's this?
STARMER: Um, renewable energy rebate?
ARLENE: Oh right no worries
STARMER: Needs to clear Standards and Privileges Committee. But there are always 3 Labour MPs on that so
MCDONNELL: Shit
STARMER: What?
<a month ago>
MCDONNELL: Jess Philips? S&P Committee
CORBYN: <wry grin>
MCDONNELL: Okay I'll block her
MCDONNELL: Jez told me to!
STARMER: TOLD you?
MCDONNELL: He smiled wryly
STARMER:
MCDONNELL: He doesn't speak Keir. Wanna know how hard my job is? Last week I thought he was now pro 2nd ref. Turned out he was just holding in a fart
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