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You'll Never Believe Why This Cow Left a Temple With 5 Fingers
Exclusive: What Happened The Day Broadway Exploded
Only One Woman Knows What Drama Is Coming: And She's Not Telling
The Untold Story of Free Willy and the Boy Who Searched the World For Him
Fishing Is So Boring, One Man Died Doing It
Why Do People Find Bonobo Penis Fencing So Interesting?
How The Little Drummer Boy Became an Organ Donor
This Volcano Is Blowing Up, But Not For The Reasons You Think!
Doctors Warn You Should Never Drink a Test-Tube Martini
Lost Footage Found of Michael Jackson Moonwalking at the Parthenon
Millennials Are Recycling Everything, Even Burial Urns
What Kind of Ghost Is Your Kid? Take This Video Quiz to Find Out!
Why Do Millennials Wear Monocles? The Answer May Surprise You!
Queen Elizabeth Says the Pen Is Mightier Than the Sword, Makes Palace Guards Give Up Their Guns
Elon Musk Shoots Basketball Into Space: You'll Never Believe What Happens Next!
Researchers Warn Your Laptop May Give You An Actual Virus
The One Weird Reason The Ancient Greeks Used Horses As a Cure-All
Is Elon Musk's Next Project a Space Cemetery?
Cow Farts Are Oldest Percussive Instrument, Archaeologists Claim
Ben Hur Production Assistant Speaks Out On Deathbed
Gladiator 2: Now With Swords!
Brilliant Authors Struggle To Stay Alive
Exclusive Video of Angela Merkel Reaping What She Sowed
Get Rich Quick With This Crazy Scheme to Recycle Diamonds
Scientists Have Determined How Long It Takes for a Dog to Eat a Corpse: It's Shorter Than You Think!
You'll Never Believe What Millennials Will Pay for the Latest Food Craze: Creamed Chipped Beef
Coming This Summer on the History Channel: The Honeymooners Reality Show
Ancient Urn Full of Gouged-Out Eyeballs Puzzles Archaeologists
Mosquito Evolves Into A Baby, Is Caught On Camera!
The Rain in France Falls Mainly on the Plants
This Medieval Pilgrim Was Decapitated As He Prayed, Archaeologists Say
Olive Garden Hit By Tornado: 4 Dead
Biologists Turn On Music, Discover Sea Stars Can Do The Wave
Nationwide Survey of College Students Shows Stunning Lack of Classes in Responsible Drug Use
This One Little Trick Will Convince Any Brit to Go Camping
Panda Karaoke Is Sweeping The World! Click to Find a Bar Near You
Is Humanity Just One Big Dumpster Fire?
Saturday Night Fever Hits Spain, Hundreds Dead
Historians Discover 'Dance Plant' Key to Rise of Industrial Agriculture
Washing Your Hands with Cremains Removes 99% of Germs, GOOP Founder Gwyneth Paltrow Says
Meet the One Professor Who Actually Made Money on Her First Book
Today's Horoscope: Libras Make the World Go 'Round
'Ghost Robot' Starring Nic Cage Picks Up Surprising Award
You'll Never Believe What Primatologists Found When They Returned to Monkey Island
This One Song Can Wake the Dead, Make Them Dance
Infertility Specialists Say Carbs Are Key To Getting Pregnant
Why Do Women Scientists Out-Perform Their Male Peers?
Live Now: Dragon Invades Temple, Chaos Ensues
Greek Scientists Shipwrecked: News at 10
Move Over 'Movies with Goats' - Millennials Are Pooping With Goats, Wiping With Plants
Boxing Match on Desert Island Ends In Dramatic Rescue
Librarian Finds 'Klaatu barada nikto' Inscribed in Book, Summons Hell Demon
Doctors Finally Agree: Running Sucks and Will Kill You
When Rotated, These Books' Spines Make a Graph
Scientists Find That Women Who Hold Hands Sweat Profusely
Google Maps Has Caused A Decrease In Average IQ, Cartographers Report
Caterpillars Are Sole Remaining Users of Print Newspapers
You Can Lead a Horse to a Temple, But You Have to Smack It to Get It Moving
You'll Never Believe What This Ancient Sacrificial Text Says
Traces of Tobacco Discovered in Ancient Greece Stun Scientists
Cross-Cultural Analysis of Emotions Reveals If You're Happy and You Know It, You Will Clap Your Hands
Pediatricians Find Cyndi Lauper's 'Time After Time' Heals Sick Babies
Pirate Weddings Are Latest Gen-Z Trend, Sociologists Discover
Becoming a Lawyer Takes Time and Money, Unless You Use This Classic Trick!
This Paused Computer Is Outside Under the Clouds
(* since this is my husband, I made our 5yo do this one!)
(* since this is my husband, I made our 5yo do this one!)
Dead Cameras Are Expensive to Replace: These Are The Best For Any Budget
Early Education Specialists Find Babies Love Flags
President Trump Rallies Supporters With Promise of New Lizard Chow Factory in Peoria
If You Don't Like Donuts, You May Be Dead
This One Trick With a Cross Can Transform a Hospital Into a Church
Lost 'I Love Lucy' Episode Shows Original Ending for 'Bitter Grapes'
Scientists Warn Against New Christmas Decorating Trend: Ladybugs and Strawberries Are Pretty But Dangerous
Nunsense! Convent's New Emoji Sign Angers Men
Massive Suppository Based on African Medicine Latest GOOP Foray into the Male Health Market
Dr. Oz Offers $5 Million To Anyone Who Can Turn a Salad Into a Steak
When You Hear Who Believes In Reincarnation, You'll Be Surprised!
Lost Duet from David Bowie and Garth Brooks Resurfaces: Listen Here!
You Too Can Make Money Working From Home!
FBI Warns Not To Buy Human Hair Wigs After DNA Test Leads To Woman Mistakenly Arrested for Murder
Up To 90% Of All Halloween Decorations Now Made By Robots, Industry Insiders Reveal
Men Who Share Custody of a Pet Pig Need Fewer Medications, Doctors Find
Interstate Car Chase Ends in Cremains Spill, Jail Time
Extroverts Are Luckier Than Introverts, Psychologists Claim
People Magazine Reports Celebrities Who Take Up Bowling Add Years To Their Lives
PETA Upset With Scientists Who Taught Mice to Swear
** It's 5pm here, which means I'm taking a break to make and eat dinner. More click-bait in an hour or so! **
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** Cracks fingers. You guys, I'm SO far behind now... **
** Cracks fingers. You guys, I'm SO far behind now... **
Horses Learn to Gallop At the Same Time As Babies Learn To Walk, Veterinarians Insist
Purple States Can Go To Hell, Mike Pence Tells FOX News
Exclusive: Madonna Adopts Another Child!
Archaeologists Find Skeleton of Grimace in Athenian Cemetery, Making Children Everywhere Cry
Chefs Around The World Agree: Yeast Is Just Bread Farts
Cactus Races Can Lead to Injury or Death, APA Warns
You're Right: Nothing Can Kill Those Annoying Little Inchworms In Your House. Just Burn It To The Ground.
Christopher Nolan Confirms He's In Talks to Direct New Batman-E.T. Mashup
TSA Warns Passengers Not To Bring Bones on Airplanes
Next on WatchESPN: Unicorn Curling!
BREAKING: Sentient Laptop and DSLR Mate, Produce Robot. RUN!
Tattoo Artists Pioneer New Method of Piercing Removal
Clue: Old Timey Detective Edition
Drake Releases Sequel to 'Hotline Bling': Listen Here!
10 Doctors Agree: Cowboy Hats Are Thoroughly Unsexy
This German Doctor Moonlights as a Tombstone Engraver, But You'll Never Guess Why!
Florida Man Dressed Up Like Caesar Stabs Friend Over Video Game
Norovirus That Sickened Carnival Cruise Passengers Traced to Long John Silver's Fish Combos
Ancient Priests Divined the Future from Baby Poop, Greek Archaeologists Report
Here's Why Trevor Noah's New Comedy Special Will Blow Your Mind!
Game of Thrones Season 8 Plot Leaked
Sociologists Focus on Togetherness As True Meaning of Life
Inquiry Opened Into Role of Doctor and Lawyer in Mass Ant Deaths
Cruise Ship Manufacturer Blames Poorly Made Anchor for 'Titanic 2' Accident
You'll Never Believe Who's Been Locked Out of the American Dream!
Medieval Historians Discover Oldest Bible in Queen's Pew in Westminster Abbey
Caught on Tape: Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger Knife Fight in Hollywood!
Surfing Causes Heart Attacks, Cardiologists Warn
Diamond-Filled Skull Found in Christmas Tree Farm Stumps Forensic Anthropologists
What Happens in Vegas, Stays In Vegas Says Local Coroner Who Won't Release Body to Family
Need A Vacation? Croatia Is The Bomb, Millennials Say
Christmas Trees Are a Pagan Ritual, Not an American Cash Crop, Angela Merkel Tells Donald Trump
Chris Pratt Shows Off His New Bod From the 3-M Diet: Mushrooms, Mutton, and Millet
BREAKING: Mafia Scoops Up Lava from Mt. Etna, Plans for Its Use Unclear
Psychologists Studying 100 US College Women Found They Prefer Sarcasm Over Strength
Historians Attempting To Follow Ancient Agricultural Treatise Kill All Tulips in Holland
Dead Pigs Don't Float: Local Kids Arrested for Animal Cruelty
You'll Never Believe How This Man Fixed the Ghostly Sound Coming From His Stereo
EXCLUSIVE: Kingsman V Will Go Back In Time, Have Church Fight With Swords
Doctors Find That Runners Over 40 Who Drink Poison Are Stronger
Life In Medieval Times Sucked, Historians Confirm
Evolutionary Origin of Megan Fox's Tiny Thumb Revealed
Persian Empire Built on Back-Stabbing, Archaeologists Say
American Tourist Suffers Concussion from Walking into Moai While Trying to Take a Selfie
Brits Confused About Point of Parties, American Scientists Find
Universal Studios Announces Chopt Will Open in Harry Potter World in April
'Lipstick Bandit' Smoothly Lifts $1 Million From Another Bank
Why This Doctor Was Inspired By Death of Bob Ross
Frat Parties, Greek Symposium, and Roman Convivium All The Same Thing, Classicists Say
Cosmo Poll: Business School Students Are Top Purchasers of Briefcases
Wealthy Kids Purchasing Laptops Full of Homework, Teachers Complain
Church Tells Members To Leave Digital Porn at Home After Embarrassing Incident
Literacy Scores at National Daycares Plummet as Babies Forget How to Read
Landscape Architects Warn that Millennials' Love of Goats and Beehives Will Cause Dramatic Climate Change
Cowpox Epidemic Hits Anti-Vax School
The Key to a Happy Life Is A Giant House, According to Millionaire Fortune Teller to The Stars
Apple Releases 3D Printer that Lets You Turn Your Audio Notes into Scrolls of Parchment
Why Did This WV Mine Buy 1,000 Wheelchairs? Click to Find Out More!
Construction Workers Claim Not To Know They Were Playing Soccer With A Human Skull
Archaeologists Discover that Mecca's Mosque Is Made Up Entirely of Books That Just Look Like Stone
US Performance Artist Kicked Out of Country for Trying to Paint Easter Island Moai
World Cup Exclusive: 2019 Serbian Football Team Is Cut-throat
Real Leprechaun Found! Tells Scientists The Entire Species Is Female!
Lucky Charms Rolls Out Limited-Time All-People-Marshmallow Edition
Indiana Jones Made Money Excavating Temples, but Archaeologists Want to Set the Record Straight
Germany Threatens to Kidnap Banksy To Show England What Greece Is Feeling
Artists' Works Go Up In Value When They Die, Largest Survey of Gallery Owners Confirms
NASA Confirms That Falling Satellites Won't Hit You If A Four-Leaf Clover Is In Your Pocket
60 Years After 'Purple People Eater' Hit #1 On Billboard Charts, Sheb Wooley's Estate Releases Follow-up Song
Hoverboards Banned at All Historic Castles, EU Announces
How One Man's Nasal Ant Infestation Made Him King
This Tiny Town in Africa Controls The Earth's Wind, Sun, and Rain, Climatologists Say
Brokeback Mountain Sequel in the Works, Jake Gyllenhaal Confirms
Pink Floyd Buys World's Most Powerful Telescope, But Is Criticized by Queen's Brian May
Ancient Greek Scroll Records Sightings of Airplane over Parthenon in 300 BC
50 Scientists Agree Ancient Temples Should Not Be Destroyed
You Won't Believe Who Bought This Painting of St. Valentine in a Christie's Auction!
Most Americans Admit They're Unsure About Tipping, Weigh Options for Not Getting Spit in Their Food
Why Does This Paddington Bear Sequel Tackle Dark Topics?
Christmas Trees Are Dangerous, Can Engulf a House in Flames in Seconds, Association of Firefighters Warns
Librarians Are Unsung Heroes, Head of the American Library Association Says
Disney Says 'Frozen 3' Flips the Script - And The Genders
In 2019, More Women Are Changing Their Names When They Marry -- To Symbols
Satellite Falls From The Sky Into Archaeological Site, Destroys Priceless Roman Vase
Musicians Unsure Why Only Fancy People Like Violin Music
Sales of Nazar Amulets Spike After Turkish Woman Uses It To Levitate
American Man Wins Religious Freedom Lawsuit Allowing Him To Wear Lobster Claws In His DMV Photo
Pharmacists Wonder If 'Take Two 'Shrooms And Call Me In the Morning' Is Safe For Daily Use
US Olympic Committee Bans Streaming Weightlifting Films, Cites Unhealthy Body Image
Lemonheads Candy Can Get Stuck In Babies' Throats, Spokesman for Ferrara Warns After Incident
Local Zoo Changes Monkeys' Nut Diets After Shelling Out $$ For Crowns
Boat Sales Spiked In Dot Com Boom, Economists Confirm
Genetically Modified Mice Escape From Lab with Taste for Brains
'Touched By An Angel' Reruns Rack Up Millions In Residuals
Cowboys Denied Place at College Launch Lawsuit
Peter Paul Rubens Alive, Clearly a Vampire, Twitter Users Discover
Educators Caution Parents To Change Their Passwords After Horrifying School Incident
Blue Cross Blue Shield Rolls Out Money-Saving App That Transforms Your Phone Into an MRI Machine!
Jose Cuervo Rolls Out Inchworm Beer, Gets Tepid Reception
The Zombie Apocalypse Makes Everyone Sad
Artists Who Use Concentric and Tessellating Shapes Make More Money, Sotheby's Auction House Confirms
'Attack of the Zombie Bride' Released for Nintendo Switch
Global Warming Only Affects The Americas, Terrible Scientists Say
Scientists Are Bad at Karaoke, Survey of 20 Professions Reveals
Middle Schools Ban Rulers After 6th Graders Break Laptops and Biology Supplies
Fish Oil Is Bullshit Cure, Scientists Keep Trying To Tell People
Many People Like Fish, But I Think Their Eyes Make Them Hella Creepy And I Won't Eat Them
Scientist Accidentally Injects Herself With Vampire Blood, But Nothing Happens Because Vampires Aren't Real
Trump Meets With Xi Jinping To Lock Down Supply of Baskets and Party Favors
Gas-Guzzling Cars Are Perfectly Fine, CEO of BP Says After Coughing Fit
Mysterious Woman In Blue Dress Steals Library Books While Muttering About a Beast
** Alright, folks, my brain is tired. I'll get to the rest of the requests tomorrow. Thanks for reading this far! **
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