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"After he yanked her pigtails, Sharon Mazzarella hit Donald over the head with her metal lunch pail."
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'Donald was known to be a bully, I was a little kid, and my parents didn’t want me beaten up.'"
"Donald spent enough time in detention... his buddies nicknamed the punishment “DTs” - short for “Donny Trump"
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So for this unregenerate bully to call out bullying at the #SOTU is... off.
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1. In military school, Trump "liked to screw an ultraviolet light into the overhead socket and lie down for a tan. 'We’re going to the beach,' Trump would announce to his roommate."
"Good genes." Heh.
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“The thing that amazed me,” Briggs said, “was that Donny wasn’t scared. He just kept walking.”
INTO A SEWER.
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