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My review of the president's SOTU: It was delivered by Donald Trump, who is apparently president, and if you need any further indicator that things are deeply wrong right now, may I please have some of your pills.
Anyone who says the words "President Trump" without immediately scream-laughing like @HamillHimself's Joker for 2 solid minutes is the true hero; those words set us firmly within the hackily comic dystopia visited in act 2 of a 1993 high concept time-travel Brendan Fraser comedy.
Honestly the very presence of that air-puffed shit cruller in the oval office is an immediate inescapable national self-own, an enduring embarrassment that will never be forgotten, like pooping your pants while delivering your wedding vows.
Other than that the speech was good.
Other than that the speech was good.
Yes. We find it much easier to cut assholes like you out of our lives forever. Farewell.
