Thread by @SallyAlbright

"Bernie Bros do not exist and Bernie is NOT a misogynist, you fat ugly whore"

-- Bernie Bros

"How dare you smear Bernie by quoting his exact words/posting video of him/linking to his voting history"

-- Bernie Bros

Democrat: Bernie should release his taxes
Bernie Bro: Why? There's nothing interesting in them.
Dem: So why not release them?
Bro: Because there's nothing in them
Dem: Prove it
Bro: There's nothing to prove. There's nothing in them.

Bros: The CNN Townhall was RIGGED!!!!1!!!11!!!
Dems: How?
Bros: Everyone who asked a question was a Democrat
Dems: It's the Democratic primary
Bros: It wasn't disclosed
Dems: Who did you expect them to be?
Bros: Not operatives
Dems: Who better to know what to ask?
1/

Bros: "They didn't want to help Bernie they just wanted to use him to wreak havoc on the process" (actual quote)
Dems: Of course they weren't there to "help" Bernie, they were there to *vet* Bernie
Bros: Unfair!
Dems: Which questions were unfair?
Bros: ...
2/

Dems: It's unfair to ask Bernie about his sexual harassment problem bc he hasn't done anything besides scapegoat Becker?
Bros: Yes he has
Dems: What has he done?
Bros: ...
Dems: Were any of the other questions unfair?
Bros: It was an ambush
Dems: ?

3/

Bros: Unfair bc the questions came from DNC
Dems: Where else would they come from?
Bros: Working people
Dems: They would have asked questions Bernie could actually answer?
Bros: He answered all the questions
Dems: If he answered all the questions, what are you upset about?
4/4

Dems: Bernie paid $600k cash for a 3rd home
Bros: That's cheap
Dems: No it isn't
Bros: It only counts as a 2nd home bc Senators are required to have 2 homes
Dems: No they aren't
Bros: He paid with Jane's inheritance
Dems: That was only $150k, where'd the rest come from?
Bros:...

Dems: Why should working people's taxes subsidize tuition for 1%?
Bros: Rich people don't go to state schools
Dems: Of course they do
Bros: Working people can go
Dems: Most won't
Bros: Society benefits when educated people benefit society
Me: You know people can see this, right?

Dems: Bernie did [insert offensive Bernie deed]
Bros: No he didn't
Dems: Here's a citation
Bros: Fake news
Dems: It's in several major papers
Bros: Those papers are funded by [insert Berner boogeyman]
Dems: Then why doesn't Bernie sue them?
Bros: Why bother? No one cares anyway.

Bros: Bernie was a civil rights hero
Dems: No he wasn't
Bros: *posts pic of Bernie getting arrested at school that one time
Dems: So?
Bros: Ingrates!
Bros: Red states don't matter
Bros: Low info voters!
Bros: Mississippi BERNING
Dems: Wow
Bros: WHY DON'T BLACK PEOPLE LOVE BERNIE?

Bros: Supporting the Crime Bill was racist
Dems: Bernie voted for it
Bros: But he didn't support it
Dems: He voted for it
Bros: He had a reason
Dems: Didn't everyone have a reason?
Bros: He had a GOOD reason
Dems: What about CBC Members?
Bros: They didn't know any better
Dems:

Bros: We were DISENFRANCHISED
Dems: I don't think that word means what you think it does
Bros: We weren't allowed to vote
Dems: You didn't register in time
Bros: We didn't want to vote back then
Dems: But you had same opportunity as everyone else
Bros: UNFAIR
Dems: How?
Bros: ...

Dems: Bernie's essays are disgusting
Bros: He was young
Dems: He was 35
Bros: The gang rape one is satire
Dems: Real funny. What about "orgasms prevent cancer" & "free love for kids"
Bros: FAKE NEWS
Dems: They're under his byline. He acknowledged them
Bros: STOP SMEARING BERNIE

Dems: Bernie is beholden to the NRA
Bros: Nuh-UH
Dems: They got him elected the 1st time. He votes with them
Bros: Not ALL the time
Dems: Guns hurt society
Bros: Only in Chicago, not Vermont
Dems: What's the difference?
Bros: Um...er...hunting?
Dems: With assault rifles?
Bros:
1/

Dems: Bernie voted to exempt gun manufacturers from liability
Bros: Think of the Mom&Pop gun manufacturers!
Dems: Why's that industry special?
Bros: So they don't fall victim to our overly-litigious society
Dems:
Bros:
Me: Somewhere out there, Ralph Nader weeps for his legacy
2/2

🤣

https://twitter.com/mydogleonard/status/1105218664054308864

Dems: Bernie didn't get a job until he was 35
Bros: The 70's job market was terrible for able-bodied white guys with degrees from elite universities
Dems: He cheated welfare
Bros: POVERTY SHAMING
Dems: He got caught stealing electricity from his neighbor
Bros: He's RESOURCEFUL

Here's a throwback:

https://twitter.com/SallyAlbright/status/1076235643339051009

Bros: Hillary owned slaves
Sally: That’s extremely insensitive considering our nation’s history of-
Bros: SLAVES, I tell you! Look at this definition from Dictionary .com
Sally: Prison work release can't be compared to birthright chattelhood
Bros: PRISONERS ARE THE NEW SLAVES
1/

Bros: PRISONERS ARE THE NEW SLAVES!!
Sally: Mass incarceration is awful and there’s an important conversation to be had, but these people have agency-
Bro: They can’t leave!
Sally: Of course they can’t leave, they’re inmates, but-
2/

Bros: She told them what to do!
Sally: Yes, they were supervised, but-
Bros: SEE????? THEY WERE HER SLAAAAAAAVES!!
Sally: Working in the Governor’s Mansion is a good assignment. If she had fired them, they would’ve had to work somewhere else
Bros: SALLY IS DEFENDING SLAVERY
3/

Sally: Oh look! As it turns out, Bernie used prison labor too
Bros: That's different
Sally: How?
Bros:
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Bros:
Sally:
Bros:
Sally:
Bros: YOU WORKED FOR NEWT!!! BERNIE WOULDAWON!!! DEMEXIT!!1!!!!!1!!!
Sally: #BernieLogic
4/4

I literally have Bros in my mentions arguing that able-bodied white guys with degrees from elite universities are not the top of the food chain when it comes to job opportunities. #BernieLogic

https://twitter.com/SallyAlbright/status/1105222587276279811