If Programmers Built Houses (Ако програмистите строяха къщи).
t/l note: All dates are given in dd.mm format
t/l note: "a case of beer" generally fits 20 bottles each of 750ml.
t/l note: this refers to recycling. You get money back for returning used glass bottles.
20.04 The client came asking how the work is going. We let him beat us in Quake.
t/l note: The West refers to countries west of the Berlin Wall.
10.05. Petrov sobered up first and cursed for long. We thought Alex had drunk the beer. Turned out it's worse. We've forgotten the foundations. They're listed in the project, but only idiots read the documentation.
t/l note: 7th November was a celebration of the October revolution in Russia during socialism.
t/l note: "we made a brain storm" is preserved from the original
t/l note: 23rd February is "The day of the Red Army" celebration during socialism
t/l note: hell is censored in the original as well