Thread by @aryaprakash

I watched Nivin Pauly starrer Mikhael, and I have questions.
(btw, my exact reaction after watching the movie👇)

(Spoiler Alert and all)

Q 1 : What was the Editor/Director smoking during post production?
The order of past/present/three days before present/a week after present gave me a headache 😤

Q 2 : Who is Manjima's character?
Is she an accomplice to Mikhael? Is she only a colleague? Why does she have a resting my_family_died_in_an_apocalypse face?

Q 3 : Why isn't anyone thinking of getting the school kid Jennifer some proper professional counselling after she expressed suicidal thoughts decisively several times or when her mom died!!!!
Kid - I am going to jump off the building
Everyone - sed, but ok.

Q 4 : Going purely by the looks, why does Nivin's age seem to be stuck in some mid 30s except when a child actor plays his childhood?
(call back to Q1 : New dimension where everything happens at once)

Q 5 : Why do the Crime Branch officers support Mikhael? What do they get if Mikhael gets his revenge?
Forget silent supporting, Suraaj's character is frigging driving him around!

Q 6 : WHY DOES UNNI MUKUNDAN TALK LIKE HE WAS BORN IN A TOILET BOWL?
Pardon me for this, but, is this the new shit?

Q 7 : WHY THE FUCK IS UNNI MUKUNDAN JUST BATHING IN ASOKAN'S HOUSE, WALKS AWAY IN HIS DRIPPING WET BOXER SHORTS, AND SPOILS FRIGGING JAGUAR SEAT WITH HIS WET ASS?
I've been trying to make sense of this since yesterday, why why why why?

Q 8 : In which medical college do students wear white coat _all_ the time? 🤦‍♀️

Q 9 : How does Mikhael save Jennifer from falling down the building every time?
Is he superhero Flash? Does he get the vision that Jennifer is about to jump, so spot on which terrace she is, climb all stairs (you know how a lift acts in urgent situ) within seconds, and get her?

Q 10 : To Nivin Pauly - Why do you fall prey to movies like this and break the hearts of fans like me? WHY dude, why? 💔😭😭😭