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If this was the real world everyone would say how bad the First Order is but would then talk about how it’s important to “reach across the galaxy” and work with them.
“Sure, they blow up entire planets, but The Resistance smashed up that casino and released those horse thingies and that’s just as bad.”
"My long-standing #NeverSnoke bonafides are clear, but just because I think that the Resistance's agenda is horrifying and just because I want to see them defeated does not mean that I am a First Order supporter. To say so is a smear."
"Kylo Ren is awful. I cannot support him. I share most of his goals, having him in power gets me the things that are most important to me, and he is far preferable to General Organa, but no, Ren is bad."
"What is it about him you find bad?"
"The mask is gauche."
"What is it about him you find bad?"
"The mask is gauche."
"My God, they blew up a whole planet!!"
"Look, if you are against blowing up planets, you should've spoken up when the Rebellion blew up the Death Star. They're the ones who altered long-established norms."
"Look, if you are against blowing up planets, you should've spoken up when the Rebellion blew up the Death Star. They're the ones who altered long-established norms."
"THE DEATH STAR BLEW UP A PLANET FIRST!"
"There you go with the whataboutism."
"There you go with the whataboutism."
*Hosnian Prime blown up, entire Resistance fleet destroyed*
Headline in The Coruscant Times: "Billions killed were terrorists, says General Hux."
Headline in The Coruscant Times: "Billions killed were terrorists, says General Hux."
Resistance supporters: "Hahaha, Snoke said he'd destroy Alderaan but it was already destroyed! He doesn't even have a basic understanding of galactic history!"
*Snoke destroys five other Resistance planets*
"More like SNAKE"
*Snoke destroys five other Resistance planets*
"More like SNAKE"
First Order supporter: "Oh, I see you are fighting for freedom in the galaxy yet your own leader was once the member of a royal family."
My sources say the death penalty, for regicide, being considered for @DarthVader. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.
Hi, I'm the Internet's Craig Calcaterra. We had some fun with Star Wars today, but let's remember what's important in all of this:
If there was a real Galactic Empire threatening to take everything you held dear, most of y'all would join right in with 'em at the drop of a hat.
If there was a real Galactic Empire threatening to take everything you held dear, most of y'all would join right in with 'em at the drop of a hat.
