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Tweet 551 of 846: People don't realize how talented I am. I'm a performer, not just an award-winning journalist and expert on Russian collusion. Remember the Super Bowl in 2015? I was Left Shark.
Tweet 628 of 846: I'm getting complaints about Tweets 570 - 599 but tracking down all this Russian collusion kept me awake for over 72 hours and look, what I wrote is true: all work and no play would make ANYONE a dull boy, except of course girls and boys who identify as girls
Tweet 712 of 846: Dog carcass in alley this morning. Tire tread on burst stomach. Trump's Washington is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of collusion and when the drains finally scab over all the vermin will drown.
Tweet 789 of 846: New update downloaded on smartphone this morning. Update may have been tampered with by the same Trump-Putin cyber ninjas that hacked the 2016 election. Previous Tweets possibly compromised. Must start over. Treat next Tweet as 1 of 846.
