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mark zuckerberg coming out onstage to f8, Facebook's tech conference
his first line, "today we're going to talk about building a privacy-focused social network" was met with muted hooting from maybe two guys in the audience
his first line, "today we're going to talk about building a privacy-focused social network" was met with muted hooting from maybe two guys in the audience
the tone is a bit off for this keynote. MZ trying to feel energetic but it's kind of a weird topic to do so
okay this was kind of hilarious. Mark starts announcing something and the audience starts going wild with cheers.
then he has to laugh because "the enthusiasm doesnt really match the text" and goes on to announce the ways they're limiting developer access to Facebook data
then he has to laugh because "the enthusiasm doesnt really match the text" and goes on to announce the ways they're limiting developer access to Facebook data
it is extremely nerdy as a bitter ironic joke but i laughed and so did mark so at least two people did
WhatsApp already has a Venmo-like payments product testing in india (confirming a bunch of reports already out there). supposed to go out wider at some point. but that's a big deal.
Zuckerberg rolls out "FB5" — a total redesign of the Facebook app (it's not even blue inside anymore)
lots of white 
