Thread by @MyPlayboysBunny

Ladies: Do the deep cleaning when your Man isn’t around.

{a thread of truth that will make me hated by every hard core feminist who ever stumbles on this thread...}

Men don’t want to fuck the cleaning lady.

He doesn’t have to SEE you scrubbing toilets to appreciate the pride you take in your home.

He doesn’t need the image of you sweaty, wearing your rubber gloves, and bleach splattered ratty cleaning clothes.

Better him think you a super woman who magically keeps everything in his world tidy, doing a little evening sprucing after dinner as if that’s all it takes to keep his world in beautiful order. No mop buckets, no vacuum cords, no angry woman wishing he would get up and help.

What’s attractive is a woman who takes pride in her home, in her appearance, in her family that she wants to present a crisp, clean home, present herself as put together and not disheveled, and her family in clean clothes, fueled by healthy foods and her love.

It takes very little time to keep a home clean. Put the phone down, turn off Netflix, crank up some jams, and clean. A half an hour pays off and is appreciated by your Man, your family, and envied by any surprise drop in guests who say, “your house is always so clean!”