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Some personal news: the Ingraham family has acquired frogs! A pair of captive-bred poison dart frogs, dendrobates tinctorius to be precise. Fun fact: they are not poisonous in captivity, since they don’t eat the poisonous insects that make them lethal in the wild. Or so I’m told. 
The twins have christened them “Joy” and “Beautiful Frog.”
Joke's on you wiseguys, they eat ~~~fruit flies,~~~ which definitely have never been known to colonize a house
omfg you guys look at the teensy-weensy little frog feets
They’ve already figured where the flies congregate (an apple slice) and have taken to sitting there looking reproachfully at me when they want food
