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came out of anesthesia (delusional) + asked my nurse if my slight jaundice could be from my mediterranean genes. when she was like "what" i said that my dna test gave me barbarian, ie nonroman, french + german dna but its good because im christian now so its like i converted them
gf found all of this very amusing and later explained that this actually happened lol.
i also apparently told them and her that i could help convert the visigoths to christianity. sadly this claim was dismissed entirely
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owen cyclops
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i have some theories about the ways in which visual art is fundamentally different from music, which is fundamentally different from art that is word based (literature, poetry, etc.). for this reason i dont feel i can make assertions about the nature of music or literature. [...]
i very strongly feel that mans natural response to beauty plays a huge role in the visual arts, and that this response is largely universal. cultural beauty preferences vary but only to a certain degree. most cultures agree flowers are nicer to look at than human feces. [...]
im wondering if people who deal primarily in music or literature (or poetry) could weigh in on how they see this reflected in their own fields. are musical patterns and relationships reflecting a universal ideal of "good music"? or are they culturally constructed, in ur opinion
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owen cyclops
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please dont let academia ruin your brain
if you think there is something deep or meritorious about marcel duchamp, dada, or art like this in general, you need to seek spiritual counsel immediately. this is not a joke or an attempt to own anyone. its unironically a sign that your soul is ill and you need to do something
jokes on you owen, we were just accelerating the decline of western art and permanently forcing western artists and academics into a position of detached critical irony as a joke. its actually about how those things are bad even though everyone thinks theyre good now, got you lol
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owen cyclops
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imagine giving an interview to the new york times and branding yourself as a deradicalized former alt right extremist because you temporarily thought something might be up with feminism and mass immigration
[literally just watched some youtube videos]
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