Thread by @Nnadede_1

So this morning something weird happened. A Nigerian man was arrested by his American wife on charges of incest with d man's sister.
Well d American lady never knew it was his wife in Nigeria since d man told her that He was inviting her sister to come stay with them

A Thread

CJ was married to Ijeoma and they had a son before CJ came to US to get a better life for his family. On arrival in US, he discovered that if he married an American woman or have kids with one it will be easier living and working here. He asked me to hook him up.

Well I specifically asked CJ if he has a wife in Nigeria. He said no that he doesn't even have an ex-girlfriend not to talk of wife. I asked him over and over again, he denied repeatedly. I said okay and decided to hook him up with my neighbour Charlene who is a police officer.

Now Charlene just got divorced because her man was cheating on her always and she swore never to have anything to do with an American. So she playfully told me one day that she heard Nigerian men are strong and loyal and she wished she could get married to one. Me I no fit shout.

Well I initiated d meeting with Charlene and CJ,one thing led to d other and they spent the night together on the first date. Trust Nigerian Men, the next day, dude downloaded the whole sexual episode 2 me;how he ate her and how he was eaten,that she was so tight and bla bla bla

Well later in d day,I ran into Charlene in the park and she was grinning from ear to ear, in my mind I knew CJ actually hit it right. Over cups of Starbucks she told me CJ was cool,funny,strong but there was something about him that triggered her cop instinct. She shrugged it off

Few months later they got married and CJ moved in with her. They were happy together and Charlene was all over CJ, always showing him off to friends and colleagues and they were painting the whole town red with love. Time passed as days turned to months and to years.

Three years into the marriage,one evening CJ came over to my apartment and told me he wanted 2 bring over his younger sister and her child Since her husband died in an accident they've been suffering. The first question I asked him was "Are u sure it's ur sister and not ur wife?"

CJ said no, that he swear it's his sister. I asked him if he has discussed with his wife. He said no and that's why He came to me, that he doesn't know how she'll feel. I assured him that he had nothing to fear, he should just tell her. This is America not 9ja.

I never knew it was actually his wife. The lady knew CJ had an American wife, because CJ told her it was d only way he could secure a job and that she should please understand since it was for their own good and she did. She has stayed 3years with no visit and wanted 2 come over.

CJ told Charlene and she accepted so long as it will make him happy. With her help Ijeoma came over to US.
CJ and Ijeoma has already agreed that she will act as his sister so Charlene wouldn't know waris going on.
She was shown to the guest room with her child.

Anytime Charlene is away at work, CJ will have a husband and wife relationship with Ijeoma but at night Ijeoma will act as a sister to CJ. Every night as CJ goes to bed with Charlene, Ijeoma will cover her ears with ear phone so that she won't be hearing

gbas gbos from the husband and Charlene, she cries all night and prays for morning to come quickly so she can be with her man as Charlene goes to work.
This went on for some time and Charlene never suspected them. Well every day for the thief, One day for the owner.

On her way to work one day, Charlene noticed her car brakes were not very good so she turned back to go and take CJ's car to work so that CJ can fix her's later, when she got into the house she saw both CJ and Ijeoma fully naked and having hot sex. Tears welled up in her eyes...

She was so upset that the first thing that came to her mind was to pull out her pistol and blow their brains off, well common sense told her that will be stupid and she will be charged for murder. I saw her drive past and wanted a word with her. I walked in to see CJ and Ijeoma

naked and I didn't need a soothsayer to tell me that Ijeoma was actually CJ's wife. Chaii CJ araputagom. I wanted to just disappear, fade away or for the ground to just open up and swallow me. "I can explain,I can explain" was all CJ was saying. Trailer gbuo gi there.

Charlene was so upset and called her colleagues and reported CJ and Ijeoma for committing incest. The police came and took them to the station where they confessed that they were real husband and wife.

The charge was then changed to bigamy-the offence of marrying someone while already married to someone else. Now I'm being dragged into the case for aiding and abetting bigamy. I will keep u updated on the court proceedings.

I have sworn with all my family members dead or alive that I never knew they were actually married. Pray for me fam. CJ araputagom oooooooo.