Thread by @Staedtler

The reason every Brexit proposal has failed is because Brexit doesn't work, and no matter how hard you stare at it, you can't make it work.

What are its problems, then?

1. You must maintain an open border in Ireland

2. There must be no border in the Irish Sea

3. You must leave the European Union

And it doesn't work. It doesn't matter how long you stare at it, you'll never solve it.

This is a practical problems, and you can't solve it because all you've got is a referendum. So people voted for you to solve it. As if that matters.
They could vote for a time machine, would they get one?

I deal in facts.

The fact is the Tories need DUP votes, and so they can't accept a border in the Irish Sea

The fact is we are bound to the Good Friday Agreement, and there can't be a border in Ireland

And that means Brexit doesn't work.

I can't help thinking that the Tories are hiding from a far bigger question they're going to face when Brexit fails.

Why in the fuck sake did they have a referendum in the first place if it couldn't be done?

If the Conservative Party was in any way competent to govern the country they must have known Brexit couldn't be done.

They must have known about the Good Friday Agreement.

The Conservative Party doesn't give a rat's arse about Brexit.
They're just shit scared terrified of facing the questions that follow when it fails.

If our obligations meant we couldn't leave, why the fuck did we have the referendum?

And the reason we had the referendum was because David Cameron thought - in his pompous, sneering, self-entitled, flatulent way - that being prime minister required no more care and attention than a child at a toy box.

Thankyou, Eton school. have you got any more thick cunts?