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This will be an ongoing thread of failed @StormIsUponUs predictions.
(not a prediction but lol @ "Marshall Law") 
OK this thread is now morphing and will include unintentionally hilarious things JoeM has tweeted.
more gold buggery
(This is just his first month.)
War with North Korea didn't happen.
Monsanto merged with Bayer and is now larger and more powerful than ever.
"Free Energy" and "Free Water Purification" are still impossible.
Hollywood revenue went up in 2018, reversing a multi-year trend of declining revenue. This was actually a very safe prediction that JoeM still botched.
Weed: still not legal 😢
Gitmo trials haven't happened.
International Day of Protest Against Soros did not happen, as far as I know.
Still no Clinton Foundation indictments.
Not a prediction, but InfoWars does have have a "valuable function."
Whew. Among other things racism is definitely not forgotten, I get reminded of it every time JoeM posts longingly about Apartheid.
OMG I had forgotten about the Antifa Day of Rage.
JoeM definitely learned to be more vague as time went on, but "imminent" means #TheStorm should have happened by now.
Nothing ever came of this.
One of only two references to #Adrenochrome I could find from JoeM. I suspect his science isn't particularly solid here.
Denzel Washington has specifically denied this.
Still waiting for MY share
Assange is very much in jail right now.
I, for one, am very much looking forward to the very special #QAnon / Bernie Bros crossover episode.
I think the most recent sedition charges in the US were against a right-wing militia group in 2010.
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Comey is still at large and frequently shitposts on Twitter.
