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De Blasio: "Just think of me as the goyishe Bernie. Yep. Power to the people with a side of ham."
Bennet: "Just think of me as a yiddishe Hickenlooper."
Inslee: "I will hug trees and chew gum. It will be biodegradable gum. And I will swallow it to turn it into natural fertilizer. My grandchildren will play under these trees. In that rich, rich soil"
Gillibrand: "My face may always be saying "What's in this potato salad?" but my agenda is all-encompassing and all-inclusive"
Gabbard: "The nukes are about to rain on us and THERE AREN'T ENOUGH FRIDGES FOR ALL OF US, PEOPLE!"
Castro: "Hasta la vista, big baby!"
Yang: "Fuck ties!"
Booker: "My family started in Detroit and with hard work, spunk and ingenuity, we were able to wind up in Newark. This is the American dream!"
Harris: "Wanna know why I will beat Trump. Honey, I straight FUCK PEOPLE UP."
Biden: "My feet hurt"
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