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My food delivery driver, who is on the way to my house, is, according to app, named “Xtreme Killa”. If this is my last tweet please investigate.
Update: Ms. Killa was a sweet looking girl of about 17 who arrived on a bicycle. Pizza still hot, I’m still alive.
I think Mr and Mrs Killa may have done their daughter a disservice with that first name.
Still I’m blaming @SwiftOnSecurity
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How do I contact the Nobel Prize committee? This battery pack has a USB-A port that accepts either orientation. Mind completely blown, life unalterably changed now.
I'm not sure there's any point in inventing new things from now on.
Hmm. It turns out law professors, which, due to some sort of clerical error I apparently am, can submit nominations for the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Among the nonsensical things the trollbots attack with, “you’re just saying that to get attention”. Yes. That’s the purpose of saying things.
Anyway, it may be obvious, but I’ll point it out just in case. You can unfollow someone by clicking pn the “unfollow” button. No one is forcing you to read this.
What’s interesting to me is that the latest round of trollbots aren’t using the old aggressive MAGA posturing, but just being absurdly picky, arguing with word choices, demanding rigid adherence to orthodoxy, etc. easy to spot, but different from before.
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Ito resigns. Good, even if overdue. But this doesn’t eliminate the underlying questions of culture, values, and abuse under which he served.
Worth noting that Ito resigned not just as director of the Media Lab, but also as a professor. So this was apparently a complete severing of his ties with MIT, not just his position in the lab.
“Does this prestigious department I’m considering have ties to creepy pedophiles” is not one of the academic job search considerations one usually thinks about, but times have changed, clearly.
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