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I agree, we can't let language evolve naturally because we are smart

Therefore I'm going to start making up new words that are not offensive

Instead of saying 'hey guys' if there are feminists in the room I will say

'Hey gloojes'

Just made it up, new word, and its inclusive
I will start using new words for pronouns too

How about instead of arguing about he/her/they or whatever we just started referring to people as

'blarf'

"Blarf said blarf wanted to get blarfself a blarf-healing cutting pad for blarfs artwork"

New words can't be offensive
Instead of saying man or woman we should refer to people as Humon, the O makes it non gendered

Plus then we get to pretend we are like the ferengi
I'm going to make up an extremely offensive slur for humans

its an inclusive slur for all Humans

Garplespij

'gar-pul-spij'

I have now declared this to be offensive so twitter will have to ban anyone who calls someone else a garplespij
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