Therefore I'm going to start making up new words that are not offensive
Instead of saying 'hey guys' if there are feminists in the room I will say
'Hey gloojes'
Just made it up, new word, and its inclusive
How about instead of arguing about he/her/they or whatever we just started referring to people as
'blarf'
"Blarf said blarf wanted to get blarfself a blarf-healing cutting pad for blarfs artwork"
New words can't be offensive
Plus then we get to pretend we are like the ferengi
its an inclusive slur for all Humans
Garplespij
'gar-pul-spij'
I have now declared this to be offensive so twitter will have to ban anyone who calls someone else a garplespij