Thread by @delaneykingrox

You know, my head is writing gender flipped Avengers and it keeps coming back to Toni Stark holding up a newspaper a reading out says "Why are almost all metahumans women? Investigation into the illegal feminist human tampering destroying society"

I now do not want to write Gender Flipped Avengers.

Thor: Where's Banner lately?

Toni: *reading from paper*
"Dr. Bryce Banner arrested over potential link to feminist experiments to erase men"

Captain America: *darkly to herself* I got that reference.

Cap: Hulk. Patriarchy. Smash.

Magazine: "Gold is out this season, leading the style revolution is Iron Woman, whose new suit discards gold in favor of silver with burnt cherry accents. Get the look inside."

In our interview with Red Skull, he recounts how Captain America ruined his life. "I have had to take a significant pay cut." he said.

Nicola Fury replaced as acting head of Avengers project as she was deemed too emotional. "MODOK is clearly the better candidate" a boardmember said.

Spider Woman charged with immense clean up bill following one man tripping over and hurting his knee.

Iron Woman allowed to keep advanced weaponised suit under 2nd amendment. Not allowed to own her own uterus.

Millions of men react to Thor cutting off her hair and wearing an eyepatch.

"I know she saves the world a lot, but she just isn't boneable any more, you know?"

Toni Stark's patent for new element rejected because not enough male co authors where cited in paper.

All of this is too real.

Blackwidow saves the world! Yesterday, Blackwidow saved the world from alien invasion, with the assistance of Scarlet Warlock, and the rest of his team.

*sigh*

Breaking news: Hulk destroys town. Clearly she has too much testosterone. Board rules that Hulk must take hormone therapy in order to continue being a superhero.

Stark naked! Exclusive leaked pictures inside.

Maybe this comic needs to be written.

I can only imagine the fallout.

A Vision indeed! Pictures of Scarlet Warlock's sexy sex robot inside.

Avenging The Snap: we look at the men lost, and their women trying desperately to save them.

Princess T'Challa set to marry Wakanda ruler Erik Killmonger in extravagant wedding.

Oh god this thread is depressing. I am gonna go snort some coffee.

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Peter Potts appointed CEO of Stark Industries. Share prices soar.

Ironslut: Toni Stark snapped with yet another handsome hunk.

Me *holding big raging ball of feminism and looking at twitter*

YEET!