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Trump: the moon is made of cheese

Giuliani: Biden paid someone to replace the moon with cheese

QAnon: there’s a pedophile ring on the cheese moon

Fox News: Democrats sent immigrants to the moon to eat all the cheese

NY Times: Is the moon made of cheese? Swing voters say yes
P.S. this will be a lot less popular than my original tweet but The NY Times still does great journalism even if they sometimes act like they should argue both sides of the moon being made of cheese
BREAKING: Trump now denies he ever said the moon was made of cheese, demands Congress give the Space Force billions in funding to make a real cheese moon
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A reminder that Bret Stephens is a virulent racist unqualified to give any advice on reaching past boundaries and creating dialogue. His position is not about inclusivity but dehumanization. And guess what Bret, lots of Americans speak Arabic too and we know khara when we see it.
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My grandmother was supposed to be married to her 25-year-old cousin in Syria at age 8. Her mother opposed the marriage and on the wedding night, took her daughter and ran to Lebanon. They lived in hiding from the family for years, for fear of honor killing
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